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Joga
April 29th, 2005, 06:17 PM
Wow...just...wow. (http://publications.mediapost.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=Articles.showArticleHomePage&art_aid=29415)

A WEST NYACK, N.Y. MAN was found dead at his computer apparently the victim of trying to keep up with too many professional forums. Childress H. Wanamaker, 54, an account executive at a New York-based new media company, died of starvation according to the West Nyack coroner's office. Wanamaker's emaciated body was found by Loraine, his wife of 26 years, who told MediaPost she had been bringing her husband meals on plastic trays for weeks, but that he never took the time to eat them.

"He was glued to his computer 24/7," she said tearfully. "He was so afraid he was going to miss an opportunity to contribute a comment or start a discussion, that he just stopped eating." She added that Wanamaker's last words were "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."

Computer forensic specialists from SUNY at Cortland discovered that Wanamaker was subscribed to 48 different forums and networking communities including one apparently having to do with the elderly called "oldtimers" and another apparently limited to just 100 people. They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks.

"He felt under terrible pressure to be part of the online community," said his son, Lucian, who says he tried several times to get his father's attention and lure him away from the computer. "The only time he even looked up was when I told him I had seen Dane Madsen trying to steal his car out of the driveway."

Police found what appeared to be an organization chart taped to the wall of Wanamaker's den with lines linking small photos of people unknown to the police including a Tom Hespos and an Adam Boettiger. Neither is considered a suspect in Wanamaker's death.

"Once, I thought I had him," said Lucian Wanamaker, "when I said that mom had made cookies, but half out of his chair, he just sat back down mumbling something about two Roman gods; I believe it was Jupiter and Atlas having some sort of titanic battle. 'Let them eat PIE,' he bellowed banging on his keyboard."

Computer forensic specialists reported that there was no order or continuity to Wanamaker's forum postings. "It looks like he just sort of randomly commented on whatever was in the discussion string at the time," said Stephen Hall, CUNY-Cortland adjunct professor of intemperate and impulsive behavior. "He let nothing go by unchallenged by his own point of view, nor failed to respond to any other community member asking for advice or a new job. This consumed not only 24 hours a day, but also, apparently, his physical health."

In what must be a record, Wanamaker was linked into to over 15,250 other community members, many of whom he exchanged notes with daily. He also contributed to 375 blogs and was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died.

A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined.

:insecure:

Godless
April 29th, 2005, 06:22 PM
...............jesus christ

Capt
April 29th, 2005, 06:22 PM
impressive

jazz
April 29th, 2005, 06:25 PM
wow. i can't even stand being on my own forum for too long. what the fuck is wrong with people?

Bruce
April 29th, 2005, 07:03 PM
The moral of the story:

Let them eat PIE.



A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined.

Godless
April 29th, 2005, 07:06 PM
ahahahahahahaha


Let them eat PIE.

Tzarina
April 29th, 2005, 07:15 PM
A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined.

:insecure:

I'm sorry but...
:roflmao:

:haha:


:crackup:

Ryan
April 29th, 2005, 07:19 PM
:nelson:

Joga
April 29th, 2005, 07:22 PM
Yeah, I thought that part was pretty damn funny...

Oh, sweet irony.

Ryan
April 29th, 2005, 07:23 PM
hi joga! :inlove:

Jonesy
April 29th, 2005, 07:24 PM
Going by his average posts for the last 7 weeks.....

*drumroll* :drums2:

141,120 posts.... :clap2: bravo!

Joga
April 29th, 2005, 07:42 PM
hi joga! :inlove:

Hi Ryan! :inlove:

Ryan
April 29th, 2005, 07:43 PM
your new av is too cute :drool:

Joga
April 29th, 2005, 11:10 PM
:mrt:

Joga
April 29th, 2005, 11:10 PM
Yours is pretty cool, too!

Ryan
April 29th, 2005, 11:12 PM
yours pwns mine

iha
April 29th, 2005, 11:33 PM
That's crazy. He should have posted here :frown:

Ryan
April 29th, 2005, 11:41 PM
no, iha

go back to your cave

iha
April 29th, 2005, 11:43 PM
my cave? :hmmm:

Ryan
April 29th, 2005, 11:43 PM
yes

iha
April 29th, 2005, 11:44 PM
that's cool. i didn't even know i owned a cave

Ryan
April 29th, 2005, 11:45 PM
you do, i envy it :nod:

iha
April 29th, 2005, 11:46 PM
btw.. i think this article is fake

iha
April 29th, 2005, 11:46 PM
you do, i envy it :nod:
hahha, loser w/ no cave.

Ryan
April 29th, 2005, 11:47 PM
hahha, loser w/ no cave.

http://www.musicfanclubs.org/YaBBImages_new1/point.gif

iha
April 29th, 2005, 11:49 PM
ha, that belongs in the smiley request thread.

it's better than the current :loser:

Ryan
April 29th, 2005, 11:50 PM
yeah i posted it there earlier :blush:

Godless
April 30th, 2005, 12:22 AM
he's a bit slooooooo....w..... .

Ryan
April 30th, 2005, 12:28 AM
http://www.musicfanclubs.org/YaBBImages_new1/point.gif :turtle:

paygee
April 30th, 2005, 12:37 AM
[In what must be a record, Wanamaker was linked into to over 15,250 other community members, many of whom he exchanged notes with daily. He also contributed to 375 blogs and was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died.


:crazy:

Bruce
April 30th, 2005, 12:43 AM
btw.. i think this article is fake


Could be the beginning of an urban legend...

Godless
April 30th, 2005, 01:37 AM
very well could be. check for obituaries

bdf
April 30th, 2005, 07:50 AM
very well could be. check for *virtual obituaries

*fixed :brows:

phi
April 30th, 2005, 12:22 PM
Niyaha :crackup:

Godless
April 30th, 2005, 01:41 PM
oyyy :thud:

Jonesy
April 30th, 2005, 01:50 PM
Did this guy get up to use the restroom :eek3:

Tzarina
April 30th, 2005, 01:52 PM
Did this guy get up to use the restroom :eek3:
nah, he had a cathader and a shitbag installed on his person
:lmao:



:dump:

Godless
April 30th, 2005, 01:53 PM
let's submit this one to Mythbusters

Tzarina
April 30th, 2005, 01:56 PM
:nod:

:idea: But there is nothing to blow up so they won't want it :haha:


I :heart: those guys... they crack me up :crackup:

Jonesy
April 30th, 2005, 01:57 PM
:rolling:

Godless
April 30th, 2005, 01:58 PM
they can blow up his shitbag

Tzarina
April 30th, 2005, 02:06 PM
Like when they tried to blow up the porta potty thing, with methane...
:roflmao:

http://www.angelfire.com/biz7/tzarinasanimals/explode.jpg

bleuMadonna
April 30th, 2005, 02:45 PM
YIKES!!! That's one whacky story. As much as I love being online, I could never not eat, heheh. Typical guy, though. Couldn't multi-task :biggrin:

Pun'KinG'
April 30th, 2005, 08:24 PM
btw.. i think this article is fake

This might be the first clue to the validity of your statement...

She added that Wanamaker's last words were "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."

:rolling:

Ha ha.. :idea: that gives me an idea.

:spark:

bdf
May 1st, 2005, 01:34 AM
Ha ha.. :idea: that gives me an idea.

:spark:

Capital, I love the way you think. :toker:

Joga
May 1st, 2005, 09:13 PM
This might be the first clue to the validity of your statement...



:rolling:

Ha ha.. :idea: that gives me an idea.

:spark:

:rolling:

jims
May 1st, 2005, 09:28 PM
well...my new shoes are comfy :muah:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/mummifiedjimbo/shoes.jpg

:insecure:

bdf
May 1st, 2005, 11:13 PM
Bare feet be comfy too.

Pun'KinG'
May 4th, 2005, 03:35 AM
well...my new shoes are comfy :muah:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/mummifiedjimbo/shoes.jpg

:insecure:

We
have to hang out
in my treehouse
som
eti
me.

I made lemon squares..... :muah:






:insecure:

bdf
May 4th, 2005, 05:15 AM
I made lemon squares..... :muah:

Yum. :hungry: