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KenKill75
April 29th, 2005, 08:56 AM
It's bring your kids to work day at my company, so there's a bunch of kiddies running around the office. Not sure what my point is, just letting you all know. :wave:

Ryan
April 29th, 2005, 08:58 AM
as long as they aren't having groupsex its fine with me :wave:

Bruce
April 29th, 2005, 08:59 AM
http://ww7.tiki.ne.jp/~canta/bb/jake.jpg
Sell me your children.

KenKill75
April 29th, 2005, 09:00 AM
Some of those girls, I can tell that once they turn legal age, I wouldnt mind group sex with them :eek2:

Bruce
April 29th, 2005, 09:01 AM
:nanner9:

Ryan
April 29th, 2005, 09:01 AM
Some of those girls, I can tell that once they turn legal age, I wouldnt mind group sex with them :eek2:

:shame:

KenKill75
April 29th, 2005, 09:03 AM
What??? I said when they turn legal age. Cut me some slack you fuckers. Half of you would probably fuck them right now and not even wait until they're legal age.

Ryan
April 29th, 2005, 09:10 AM
not everyone is a sick paedophile like kenneth :spin: :spin:

KenKill75
April 29th, 2005, 09:12 AM
Im more of a scout. Like in baseball, im out there looking for young talent. They arent quite ready for the major leagues yet, but I can see the potential there for a future star.

Ryan
April 29th, 2005, 09:14 AM
:no:

priest

KenKill75
April 29th, 2005, 09:17 AM
Im not a Priest, but I play one on TV.

EtchedInCold
April 29th, 2005, 10:29 AM
Im more of a scout. Like in baseball, im out there looking for young talent. They arent quite ready for the major leagues yet, but I can see the potential there for a future star.
I can agree with that.

Bruce
April 29th, 2005, 10:53 AM
He's a driver. He's a winner. Things are gonna change. I can feel it.

KenKill75
April 29th, 2005, 11:03 AM
WTF are you talking about Root Canal?

Bruce
April 29th, 2005, 11:05 AM
Just babbling. As usual.

KenKill75
April 29th, 2005, 11:07 AM
Psychobabble rocks :metal:

Keith Moon
April 29th, 2005, 11:42 AM
- We had this yesterday...I am now relieved to know that we're not the only company to do this. :what: :sheep:

bdf
April 30th, 2005, 07:19 AM
He's a driver. He's a winner. Things are gonna change. I can feel it.

Él es un perdedor.....

dionysusolympus
April 24th, 2007, 01:47 PM
yeah, our office is going to participate in this thing again. :woo2:

Bruce
April 24th, 2007, 01:56 PM
He's a driver. He's a winner. Things are gonna change. I can feel it.

:MAGO:

jazz
April 24th, 2007, 02:14 PM
yeah, our office is going to participate in this thing again.
i hope you don't plan on flashing anyone this time. :sonic2:

bleuMadonna
April 24th, 2007, 02:16 PM
Heh, everyone in my former place of employment had potty mouths, so it was always a challenge to behave around the kiddies.

dionysusolympus
April 26th, 2007, 01:31 PM
today is the day. lots and lots of kids...

the movie the kids are watching is da pursuit of happyness.

hopefully, will smith gets to fight aliens or something.

Bruce
April 26th, 2007, 01:39 PM
I hope he fights robots or Carlton. :pray:

Pun'KinG'
April 26th, 2007, 01:50 PM
He's a driver. He's a winner. Things are gonna change. I can feel it.

:bang:

jazz
April 26th, 2007, 01:54 PM
today is the day. lots and lots of kids...

the movie the kids are watching is da pursuit of happyness.

hopefully, will smith gets to fight aliens or something.
just hang this in your office:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000OONQ9Y.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_V24488064_.jpg

makes for a good kid deterrent. :up:

Pun'KinG'
June 15th, 2007, 02:13 AM
http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_1614.jpg

jazz
June 15th, 2007, 11:40 AM
pretty much

Ryan
June 15th, 2007, 11:46 AM
http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_1614.jpg

Looks like Ken.

jazz
June 15th, 2007, 11:50 AM
:phone:

KenKill75
June 15th, 2007, 11:51 AM
and you want to fuck me, so what does that say about you?

Ryan
June 15th, 2007, 11:51 AM
It says you're delusional. :annoyed2:

KenKill75
June 15th, 2007, 11:53 AM
It says your time away from the board to assess your contributions didn't make you any less of an asshole.

Ryan
June 15th, 2007, 11:53 AM
Ken is a sensitive faggot, LAWL!

KenKill75
June 15th, 2007, 11:54 AM
Actually, didn't you leave because you're a sensitive faggot? Yes, I believe you did. :owndance:

jazz
June 15th, 2007, 11:55 AM
:drama:

Ryan
June 15th, 2007, 11:56 AM
Do you have a name in mind for mini-Kenneth?

KenKill75
June 15th, 2007, 11:57 AM
Actually, my g/f likes Ryan. I had to overrule. We were originally thinking of Jake. Now we're leaning towards Kyle at the moment.

Ryan
June 15th, 2007, 11:58 AM
Actually, my g/f likes Ryan. I had to overrule.

You're kidding? :lmao:

KenKill75
June 15th, 2007, 11:59 AM
I kid you not, koala boy.

Ryan
June 15th, 2007, 12:01 PM
Irony at its best.

Bruce
June 15th, 2007, 12:02 PM
Ryan is a good name for a girl too.

Ryan
June 15th, 2007, 12:04 PM
There is a pornstar with my name.

jazz
June 15th, 2007, 12:04 PM
http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_68.jpg

Bruce
June 15th, 2007, 12:06 PM
I told you. I don't like Jason. :yell:

Ryan
June 15th, 2007, 12:07 PM
Ja, son.

Bruce
June 15th, 2007, 12:08 PM
- Nein.

jazz
June 15th, 2007, 12:09 PM
http://www.killianryanmusic.com/

:shame:

Bruce
June 15th, 2007, 12:09 PM
I use to abduct kids the night before and tell my co-workers they were "fosters" when I brought them in.


:byrche:

dionysusolympus
June 15th, 2007, 01:20 PM
mexican kids...

Bruce
June 15th, 2007, 01:24 PM
Yeah. Nobody misses them. :lmao: