Am I Goth? Apparently so.

[Bruce]

I ran across this link. http://www.mk-magazine.com/news/archives/001567.php

Those in bold apply to me. I guess I'm Goth. Fuckin' A.


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Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone
astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic
culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,
darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling,
prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if
five or more of the following are applicable to your child.

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that
dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a
Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
center.) -Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. Not really, but funny as shit.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe
this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be
stopped immediately.) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.) -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. Back that ass up!
-Expresses an interest in sex. duh
-Masturbates. double duh
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.
The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these
problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

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Please now, everyone kick my ass. For I am Goth.

:lmao:

[MojoFearsSatan]

Here's mine


Frequently wears black clothing.
Wears band and/or rock t-shirts
Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, the occult.
Drinks alcohol
Is (suicidal not applicable, depressed is) suicidal and/or depressed.
Complains of boredom.
Sleeps too little
Is excessively awake during the night
Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Spends large amounts of time alone.
Requests time alone and quietness.
Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources
Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature
Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer
Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music
Expresses an interest in sex (since when was that limited to goths?)
Masturbates (since when was THAT limited to goths?)


That makes me officially a goth, right? Oh great. At least now I'm justified in feeling superior to the mock goths who listen to Slipknot and think that that is pure goth. Bauhaus 4 Life.

[Jonesy]

I masturbate....I'm so goth :drums2:

[bleuMadonna]

Hahaha, this is funny...here's mine:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. (wtf, odd symbols)
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. (I have two tats)
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social (lol) genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) LMFAO
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night. (yeah, seeing as how I WORK at night)
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Not really, but funny as shit.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner
-Expresses an interest in sex. duh
-Masturbates. double duh

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.
The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these
problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

[jims]

im too young to be a goth

[Godless]

Count Chocula

[Jazmyne]

Mine:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.

[Ellen Degenerate]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. (just depressed)
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Eats excessively or too little
Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.)
Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature[/B].
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.



all this and i still deny being a goth or a wannabe goth :eric:

[Nostawen]

Another goth joins the cult. Here´s me:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any[other anti-social genres of music.(Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) (YEAH RIGHT)
- Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically (Doesn´t everybody do?).
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Complains of boredom (WTF!!!!)
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation=Wait, that´s juts plain hilarious.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult (Isn´t this just FUCKIN normal?).
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.)
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner
-Expresses an interest in sex (I´m human!!!)
-Masturbates (And I´m single!!!)


I win: I´m more goth than y´all, losers!!!!!

[Pudie]

God bless the church

:nuke:

[Ellen Degenerate]

i would be more suprised if there is someone here who at least 5 of those don't apply to

[iha]

I don't do anything besides "speak to evil sprits through meditation", "Makes Satanic symbols to music", and drink blood. so I guess I'm not Goth.

[Ellen Degenerate]

you have suprised me iha :ohnoes:

[Nostawen]

I don't do anything besides "speak to evil sprits through meditation", "Makes Satanic symbols to music", and drink blood. so I guess I'm not Goth.
:gtfo: You don´t deserve to be here.

[The Judas Cow]

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.



Wow, really handicaping the queers here arn't we.

[Tzarina]

:what: I am goth and I didn't know?

well :shit: Coolies, now I have a label for myself :sarcasm:

well, besides pothead :toker:

[B]

Goth faggots are fun to beat the shit out of :nod:

[B]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Eats excessively
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

I guess goth=anything other than conservative catholic values. Fucktards.

[Tzarina]

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church.
wholesome? Aren't these just religious? :uhhh:
:fuckoff:

-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Eats excessively
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.

But that all sounds normal to me :who:
:blink:

[Trizzak]

I don't know who I am more scared of, the person who wrote those criteria, or the ones who believe it. :eek2:

[bdf]

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.
The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it.

:blah:

[Bruce]

Ryan gets -1, for improper use of quotes.

[Ryan]

i haven't even posted in this thread yet! :what:

[bdf]

i haven't even posted in this thread yet! :what:

:order:

[Bruce]

The other Ryan. You get a bonus for not. :tits:

[Ryan]

oh, unless you meant other ryan

i'll just vanish now

edit: yeah ^

[bdf]

oh, unless you meant other ryan

i'll just vanish now

edit: yeah ^

:tongue2:

[Bruce]

It's cool, Ryano.

[Ryan]

of course it is

you haven't even reached 500 posts yet, how could you possibly pose a threat to me?

:lmao: :nelson:


:ontome:

[bdf]

of course it is

you haven't even reached 500 posts yet, how could you possibly pose a threat to me?

:lmao: :nelson:


:ontome:

:laughing: He's got you thurr, Byrche....

[Ryan]

:jig:

[bdf]

:mopepper:

[Bruce]

They underestimated Rudy (http://imdb.com/title/tt0108002/) too.

:nanner6:

[bdf]

Right you are. :biggrin:

[Godless]

ken

[Tzarina]

I aspire to zzzz gothness... :pirate:

[Ryan]

of course it is

you haven't even reached 500 posts yet, how could you possibly pose a threat to me?

:lmao: :nelson:


:ontome:


:byrche:

[KenKill75]

ken

Ken what? :hmmm:

[Ryan]

lol

He must have been high.

[KenKill75]

Yes, that is highly likely.

[Ryan]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-kitteh-deactivated-turned-off.jpg

[KenKill75]

Dat bytch gotz retarded feet.

[sneakypete]

dance in a sexual or provocative manner.

[Ryan]

sprinklysheete

[Bruce]

:byrche:

:shrug:

[sneakypete]

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_164.jpg

[Ryan]

i hate that gif so much

[sneakypete]

:cry:

[Ryan]

:cuddle:

[Bruce]

I happen to quite enjoy it. I could watch it for hours.

[Ryan]

I'll flick your balls.

[Bruce]

Before, after or during?

[Ryan]

All the way baby.

[Bruce]

:blush:

[Ryan]

kek

[MojoFearsSatan]

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