Paygee is 1337

[iha]

1337 posts right now. dont post anymore

[EtchedInCold]

or do.

[lateraenimate]

Or don't, or do, or keep that name with the 1337 posts and sign up again with a different name so you can stay 1337 forever... it's your call.

[EtchedInCold]

or for every new post, delete an old one...

[paygee]

but....im not 1337

:crying:

[EtchedInCold]

delete! DELETE!

[iha]

but....im not 1337

:crying:


well, not anymore you aren't. :dead:

[paygee]

i wasnt before

[Trizzak]

This thread doesn't make any sense to me...

[paygee]

This thread doesn't make any sense to me...
my post count

[iha]

very nice paygee!

[Trizzak]

my post count
oh! hahaha excellent

[iha]

:monty:

[Bruce]

That's uber. You have looted a :gold: .

[paygee]

i'm a :loser:

[Pun'KinG']

:confused:

:mario3: __________________________ :peach:

[paygee]

:confused:

:mario3: __________________________ :peach:
aww..what?

[jazz]

:mario3: __________________________ :peach:

if i were mario, i'd dump the bitch. too much trouble.

[Joga]

That's uber. You have looted a :gold: .

Everquest dork. :nod:

[Bruce]

Everquest dork. :nod:

...former

And, what the fuck is that cat doing?

[EtchedInCold]

i'm a :loser:
no you're not.


Joga, I like your av.

[EtchedInCold]

...former

And, what the fuck is that cat doing?
i believe that's what happened to McCain.

[Bruce]

I thought it might have been a re-enactment of that freezer guys' mother getting attacked.

[paygee]

i'm a :loser:
no one disagreed :jaw:

[EtchedInCold]

no one disagreed :jaw:
i did.

[Joga]

...former

And, what the fuck is that cat doing?

Haha...I'm a former Everquest dork too.

And the cat is makin' biscuits. That's what they do when they're happy.

Rob, thank you.

Paygee, you're not a loser. :capt:

[Tzarina]

no one disagreed :jaw:
I was not here to disagree, but please do keep posting :nod: especially all those amazing pictures... :drums2:

[paygee]

Haha...I'm a former Everquest dork too.

And the cat is makin' biscuits. That's what they do when they're happy.

Rob, thank you.

Paygee, you're not a loser. :capt:
yay im not a :loser:

anywho. my cat makes biscuits..its adorable

[paygee]

i did.
i didnt see it :shh:

[Ryan]

paygee is 14/\/\3

[paygee]

paygee is 14/\/\3
you are, for typing that

[Ryan]

k

[iha]

you are, for typing that
Ryan was lame even before he typed that.

[Keith Moon]

Ryan was lame even before he typed that.






- :uhuh: all around...

[Tzarina]

holy cow ... it's like internet PMS... effects both men and women :roflmao:

[bdf]

i'm a :loser:

Nuh uh... :frown:

[Ryan]

Ryan was lame even before he typed that.

don't worry, i'm quite aware of how your love for me is expressed, and i treasure it despite the hostility of it all

*hug*

:jerk:

[bdf]

:lmao:

[Pun'KinG']

if i were mario, i'd dump the bitch. too much trouble.

True. But at least it gives him time to occupy his mind with adventure. I mean what else is he going to do? Stay home all day fixing leaky pipes and preparing angel hair with marinara with little help from his awkardly built brother?

:dude:

[Trizzak]

if i were mario, i'd dump the bitch. too much trouble.
ay but consider the alternative... (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=114)

[bdf]

:lol:

[EtchedInCold]

classic.

[iha]

don't worry, i'm quite aware of how your love for me is expressed, and i treasure it despite the hostility of it all

*hug*

:jerk:
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[Joga]

True. But at least it gives him time to occupy his mind with adventure. I mean what else is he going to do? Stay home all day fixing leaky pipes and preparing angel hair with marinara with little help from his awkardly built brother?

:dude:

:lmao:

[Hailo]

This thread doesn't make any sense to me...
Me either :cheers:

[Bruce]

h4xx0r 5ki115

[Hailo]

:you killed five hackors?

[Bruce]

:ar15: :faint: :faint: :faint: :faint: :faint:

[Hailo]

I swear I saw nothing :ontome:

[EtchedInCold]

*hides in the cupboard*

[bdf]

:uhhh:

[paygee]

what the hell? :think:


1337 = elite, its dumb..not rocket science

[bdf]

:haha:

[paygee]

everyone seemed so damn confused by even the thought of it..

[bdf]

Not confusing to me, except to type it. :shrug:

[EtchedInCold]

i hd to ask about it over on .org... since then, I've been one with the 1337ness

[paygee]

i hd to ask about it over on .org... since then, I've been one with the 1337ness
no you havnt :)

[EtchedInCold]

too true.

[... Scott]

but three isn,t ...

[EtchedInCold]

true, too.

[bdf]

no you havnt :)

:ha:

[paygee]

http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/1337-Cereal.jpg

[paygee]

and somehow this also showed up...

http://twiggs.org/images/1337-lemon-danish.jpg

thats one fucking 1337 ass lemon danish, or some shit

[bdf]

Tasteh. :drool:

[Ryan]

and somehow this also showed up...

http://twiggs.org/images/1337-lemon-danish.jpg

thats one fucking 1337 ass lemon danish, or some shit

semen

[bdf]

:uhhh:

[paygee]

semen
you wish

[Ryan]

you wish

[bdf]

:jerk2: :agape:

[paygee]

you wish
shut up and enjoy the afterglow

:lmao:

[bdf]

shut up and enjoy the afterglow

:lmao:

:order: :bang:

[Ryan]

that afterglow was hot

[paygee]

that afterglow was hot
after you figured out what it meant

[bdf]

:smoke:

[Ryan]

well, yeah

[bdf]

after you figured out what it meant

Ouch. :laughing:

[paygee]

:wink::up:

[bdf]

:wink::up:

:five:

[Ryan]

:jerk:

[paygee]

:five:
why dont you post at the jerry board.

[bdf]

why dont you post at the jerry board.

I got bored with it, plus ceojoke really RULES as a mod. :loser:

[paygee]

:five:
you cant high five me yet...


you say i choose sadness, that it never once has chosen me says:
did we just have sex?

i feel the chill of ice on my face says:
yeah

you say i choose sadness, that it never once has chosen me says:
OMG

you say i choose sadness, that it never once has chosen me says:
sweet

i feel the chill of ice on my face says:
i know, right

i feel the chill of ice on my face says:
RIGHT?!

you say i choose sadness, that it never once has chosen me says:
yessss

you say i choose sadness, that it never once has chosen me says:
(sry, afterglow)

i feel the chill of ice on my face says:
omg np

i feel the chill of ice on my face says:
whats afterglow?

you say i choose sadness, that it never once has chosen me says:
um

you say i choose sadness, that it never once has chosen me says:
you know

you say i choose sadness, that it never once has chosen me says:
like after you have sex

you say i choose sadness, that it never once has chosen me says:
and youre like

you say i choose sadness, that it never once has chosen me says:
feeling the moment

you say i choose sadness, that it never once has chosen me says:
are you serious?

i feel the chill of ice on my face says:
oh, right


sorry ryan, blame god

[bdf]

:haha:

[Ryan]

fuck yooo

[B]

wanker.

[Ryan]

kangaroo fucker

[B]

im not australian, fag.

[Ryan]

so?

[B]

everyone knows aussies are kangaroofuckers and nad waxers.

[Ryan]

nein

[bdf]

:think:

[Bruce]

I watched an episode of the Sarah Silverman Program yesterday. it wasn't too bad. Too much singing though. Is there always singing?

[paygee]

yes, because she loves to sing. so far though, ive liked the previous season better, makes me laugh more than this one.

[Bruce]

I think this one was from last season. It was the one where she thought she had Aids. Actually the singing was kinda minimal and wasn't too bad. :secret: don't tell anyone

[paygee]

it was brown and it has raisins and we flushed it for those reasons, this is a poop song!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xhhQvbXvOHw

[paygee]

I think this one was from last season. It was the one where she thought she had Aids. Actually the singing was kinda minimal and wasn't too bad. :secret: don't tell anyone

ohh yea, the aids one is my least fav from last season, except is that the one with the bomb?

[Bruce]

I don't remember any bomb. It was that cop's birthday too and it was the first time he was celebrating it. :shrug:

[dionysusolympus]

is this about butt aids? :what:

[paygee]

is this about butt aids? :what:

yes, asshole aids...

[dionysusolympus]

:nanner24:

[Bruce]

Tell me, Andrew. Is this one bleeding? :goatse:

[paygee]

:nanner24:

:yay:

[paygee]

I don't remember any bomb. It was that cop's birthday too and it was the first time he was celebrating it. :shrug:

yea. my least fav.

[Bruce]

Okay. So I should try another?

[paygee]

yes'r

[paygee]

the battery episode is great

[paygee]

and in one of them she sleeps with black god, also a good'n

[Pun'KinG']

My wife won't let me watch that show because I'm infatuated with Ms. Silverman. :crying2:

[paygee]

cuz she's hot...but so what she's on tv.....wtf

[Bruce]

The one I watched was "on demand." My cable's offerings are rather randowm in that department. I'll watch for another though. I don't actually have Comedy Central.

[paygee]

well her first season dvd is out, if you feel like going that route.

[Bruce]

Maybe you buy it for me. :imfast:

[paygee]

maybe..not

[Bruce]

:huh:

Okay.

[paygee]

well don't make that face, geez

[Pun'KinG']

But it's sooo adorable. That's the only way I recognize him anymore. :frown2:

[paygee]

:shrug:

[Bruce]

Sorry. :hrmph:

[Pun'KinG']

Jsaon?

[paygee]

http://castigadoenelrincon.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/sarahsilvermanlarge2pp7.jpg

[Bruce]

Don't do that, Paige. I got in trouble last time my penis was out at work.

[paygee]

jason, just cut a hole in a sheet. no one will care then.

[Bruce]

Sarah all ready made the hole. Now I will put my penis in the hole. And hope she has lined it up with something scrumptious.

[paygee]

oh right, well what's the problem then

[Bruce]

What's the problem? :huh:

[paygee]

holes?

[Bruce]

But some holes are good for my penis, right?


And I'll save people with the edit.

Buttholes are good for my penis, right?

- *foxxed

[paygee]

why else would butt holes be shaped the way they are?

[Pun'KinG']

:bsecks:

:yummy:

[Bruce]

So I'll be doing Sarah in the butt? Okay.

[paygee]

:shrug:

[Bruce]

Is that kosher?

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.themathlab.com/geometry/section10/paperhole.gif

[Bruce]

Wow. That's a big-ass hole.

:kneeslap:

[paygee]

Is that kosher?

yea, the hole in the sheet makes it so.

[Bruce]

That's right.

Well, I'm going in. Wish me luck.:bye:

[paygee]

Claim: Orthodox Jews have marital relations through a hole in a sheet.

Status: False.

Origins: Common to the human experience is the desire to bask in the sure and certain knowledge that those who adhere to different practices have it much worse than we do. Part
of belonging to any group is the need to believe it's the best of its kind, and that holds true even when the groups in question are different religions, or even sects within the same religion. One needs to feel comforted that one has made the right choice and is indeed upon the right path, after all. Consequently, bits of wild misinformation about what goes on in the other camp often get circulated as truth because these tales serve to confirm the rightness of one's own choice.

[Pun'KinG']

Fuck beliefs. Too much commitment. :nuh-uh:

[paygee]

fuck em. literally...

[Bruce]

Well, I'm done. That was awesome. The room oddly smells like burnt coffee and sour kraut. :shrug:

[Pun'KinG']

You're now officially a Hebrew National. :what:

[Bruce]

Fuck yeah! When is their next holiday? They gots like 80 of 'em.

[paygee]

4th of july

[Bruce]

That sucks. :hrmph:

I'm taking Guy Fawkes Day off. :nanner24:

[Pun'KinG']

Fuck yeah! When is their next holiday? They gots like 80 of 'em.

I think it's your Bris. :what:

Please follow Mohel MAGO into the back room; right through that hole in the sheet. :what2:

[Bruce]

:yikes:

[Ryan]

paygee has 1337 bewbs