the 'let us help Fred Bear/ Jas become a postwhore again' thread

[Ellen Degenerate]

because I've lost my touch since my .org days :lock:

[Capt]

go jas go

[Ellen Degenerate]

yay capt

[Ryan]

:nanner5:

[Ellen Degenerate]

:pepper:

[Ryan]

:mopeppa:

[Capt]

yay capt
:hide:

[Ellen Degenerate]

:hide:
:insecure:

[Ellen Degenerate]

:mopeppa:
:jig:

[Ryan]

:captfish:

[Bruce]

I believe if you apply yourself and stay on task you can return to your former glory.

[phi]

Hey Jas?

[Ellen Degenerate]

I shall try my best.
I sure as hell still have enough time for thousands of posts :shame:

[Capt]

:insecure:
this thread is lame

:love:

[Ellen Degenerate]

Hey Jas?
hello phi :capt:

[Ellen Degenerate]

this thread is lame

:love:
what else would you expect from me?

[phi]

I made you post :biggrin:

Hey there :wave:

[Ryan]

i rate this thread

6/10

[Ellen Degenerate]

thanks :biggrin:

[Ellen Degenerate]

i rate this thread

6/10
could be much worse :shrug:

[Ryan]

true

[Ellen Degenerate]

are you on holidays like me, ryan?

[Ryan]

anzac day public holiday omg

[Ellen Degenerate]

yeah but do you have a couple of weeks off also?

[Ryan]

i'll have you off

[Ellen Degenerate]

:hmm:

[Ryan]

:vagina:

[Ellen Degenerate]

:piss:

[Ryan]

ha you peed on yourself

[Ellen Degenerate]

no, but if i tired to pee like that monkey i probably would pee on myself because i have no penis

[Ryan]

you have a penis

on your forehead

[Bruce]

:dependsundergarment:

[Ellen Degenerate]

you have a penis

on your forehead
how would you know ?:sarcasm:

[Capt]

i blame ryan

[Ryan]

:ohnoes:

[Capt]

don't make me mod you

[Bruce]

My God put a penis on my forehead once during a D&D session. I have foresaken him ever since.

[Ellen Degenerate]

:ufo:

[Ryan]

:captnan:

[Ellen Degenerate]

:3rdeye:

[Ellen Degenerate]

the xbox has been taken over and i need to finish spyro by tomorrow :ohnoes:

[bdf]

Go Jas go! :tongue2:

[Ellen Degenerate]

danke bdf :jims:

[bdf]

Anytime! :biggrin:

[Ellen Degenerate]

:fish:

[Ryan]

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edit: i fucked that up

[bdf]

:captfish: :biggrin:

[bdf]

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edit: i fucked that up

I was wondering what the heck that was supposed to be. :loon:

[Ryan]

:captken:

[Ellen Degenerate]

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edit: i fucked that up
:nerd:

there is this guy on home and away that reminds me of you for some reason :crazy:

[bdf]

:captnan:

[Ryan]

:nerd:

there is this guy on home and away that reminds me of you for some reason :crazy:

post pics

[bdf]

Dooooooooooooo it, Jas! :inlove:

[Ellen Degenerate]

*picture gone*
he doesn't really look like you, but he still reminds me of you :shrug:
probably because he is australian and plays the same age as you :rolleyes:

[Ryan]

wow, shoot him

[Ellen Degenerate]

just give me a gun. i'll shoot the rest of the cast too :hungry:

[Ryan]

sniper or auto?

[Ellen Degenerate]

sniper

[Keith Moon]

- How are we supposed to help you become a post whore again?

[Ryan]

:sniper:

now edit your post and delete that image

[bdf]

:ar15:

[Ellen Degenerate]

- How are we supposed to help you become a post whore again?
by posting to me i guess

[Ellen Degenerate]

:sniper:

now edit your post and delete that image
done

[Keith Moon]

by posting to me i guess


- .................................................. ..................alright. :shrug: :nana:

[Ellen Degenerate]

keith is my father's name :sheep:

[bdf]

:uhhh: :nanner2:

[Keith Moon]

keith is my father's name :sheep:



- Then he must rule severely. :wink3: :up:

[Ryan]

keith is my grandfather's name, but he doesn't rule at all (alcoholic, asshole father, etc)

[Ellen Degenerate]

- Then he must rule severely. :wink3: :up:
like :darth:

[Keith Moon]

keith is my grandfather's name, but he doesn't rule at all (alcoholic, asshole father, etc)



- Well, I still have to let him rule a little bit...

[Keith Moon]

like :darth:


- No just rule as in being the most awesome thing ever...

[Ellen Degenerate]

- No just rule as in being the most awesome thing ever...
sure rules more than ryans grandad by the sound of it

[Ellen Degenerate]

keith is my grandfather's name, but he doesn't rule at all (alcoholic, asshole father, etc)
my american idol host is called Ryan,, but he is a cheesy American :puke:

[bdf]

That's cause AI is a cheesy fuckin show.

[Ellen Degenerate]

thats right :shizzle:

[bdf]

:nanner6:

[Ellen Degenerate]

we had the coolest lightning storm ever the other night :rain:

[Ellen Degenerate]

well, the coolest i've ever seen. i'm sure there have been better ones other places

[bdf]

I hate that I have a fire station close to my apartment complex. If I'm taking a nap, the sirens wake me up. :nono:

[Ellen Degenerate]

:pwned:

but seriously, i can only imagine how annoying that must be. :spkenny:

[Trizzak]

no, but if i tired to pee like that monkey i probably would pee on myself because i have no penis
Where's Jazz with that "The More You Know" picture when you need him?

[Ellen Degenerate]

trizzak!! :inlove:

[Trizzak]

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ellen Degenerate]

i bumped the veggie thread! that is how serious i am about posting more

[Trizzak]

It would be easier if you were posting at morning or afternoon hours (my time). Everyone is online then.

Right now, you're relying on the night crew. And we've been in shambles ever since Judas got a fucking job, or a life, or both.

[Ellen Degenerate]

i can come on in the morning for the rest of the week (school holidays)

[Trizzak]

awesome!

You won't be seeing me, but I'm sure Rob will be happy to have a new morning crew member

[Ellen Degenerate]

ok cool. although by the time i get up it will probably be the afternoon for all the morning crew members

:hide:

[bdf]

:pwned:

but seriously, i can only imagine how annoying that must be. :spkenny:

VERY. Happened to me again this evening. :down:

[Joga]

VERY. Happened to me again this evening. :down:

Well if it makes you feel any better, I live in a ghetto apartment complex, and the police get called sometimes, so I hear sirens too.

It's kinda the same thing... :hide:

[EtchedInCold]

awesome!

You won't be seeing me, but I'm sure Rob will be happy to have a new morning crew member
YAY! but even if it's the afternoon here, we'll still be around for your post whoring pleasure.

[Ellen Degenerate]

YAY! but even if it's the afternoon here, we'll still be around for your post whoring pleasure.
excellent. although i am a bit suspicious of how true that statement is...as you posted it at 4am my time :what:

[Ryan]

woooooooooo posting post gin stpoing dpo
egjekgjkgelsg


grggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtrkhg

banana :nana:

[Ellen Degenerate]

:mopepper: ?

[Ryan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/xpo65joe/funny.gif

[Ellen Degenerate]

ahaha
i've never seen that guy in blue before. makes a nice change from yellow

[Ryan]

i've never seen it at all prior to now

[iha]

good luck

[Ellen Degenerate]

i saw it on one of those pathectic chain mail crap things with millions of different smileys. the kind annoying people send out when they've just discovered email.
http://www.frn.net/qsl/radio%20airplane%20no%20cat%20farts.jpg

[Ellen Degenerate]

good luck
danke

[Ryan]

#

[Ellen Degenerate]

its getting colder. my hands are freezing.


is it getting colder in seednee?

[iha]

danke
:nod:

[bdf]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/xpo65joe/funny.gif

ahahahahakdsfdsjkfsdgf

[Ryan]

esjhjshfjk;

[bdf]

ehehehehelsmdlfjfkgjkdfgf

[Ryan]

>_<

[bdf]

^_^

[Ryan]

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bdf]

:that:

[Ellen Degenerate]

rsyujhnsrt6ik jchkckdhkrl

[bdf]

kfgdfhgukehguhghjnfsdnofjritjgkrgbjdfbvdjbrt :biggrin:

[phi]

Jas! Jas! Jas!

[bdf]

JAS!

[Ellen Degenerate]

Phi Pi Pho Phum!!

Phi!!

[Ellen Degenerate]

BDF!!!

[bdf]

Thurr she is! :bow:

[bdf]

BDF!!!

Hieee! :smile:

[phi]

Yay! Yay! Yay! :capt:

Keep on posting :biggrin:

[bdf]

Yay! Yay! Yay! :capt:

Keep on posting :biggrin:

:order: :nod:

[Ellen Degenerate]

i'm posting

[Ryan]

i'm wanking

[Ellen Degenerate]

doess that mean i'm talking to a wanking guy?

[bdf]

i'm wanking

:pirate:

[Ryan]

yes

[bdf]

arrrrrrrrrrrrr :pirate:

[Ryan]

stfu

[bdf]

k :dead:

[EtchedInCold]

excellent. although i am a bit suspicious of how true that statement is...as you posted it at 4am my time :what:
well excuse me for not boning up on the time zones...


and excuse me for saying boning up...

[Bruce]

... boning...


You said, "boning." :teehee:

[EtchedInCold]

:roflmao:
:what:
i don't get it.

[Ellen Degenerate]

well excuse me for not boning up on the time zones...


and excuse me for saying boning up...
no worries :pirate:

[bdf]

You said, "boning." :teehee:

Uh huh huh huh huh.....that was cool.....
/Butthead

[Ryan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/xpo65joe/funny.gif

:clap3:

[MojoFearsSatan]

thread failed miserably - jas is quite demonstrably not a postwhore.