Paris Dumps Nicole

[KenKill75]

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20050420/111405624000.html

What a shame :shame:

[paygee]

whatd she do beat her to the hoe factory one morning?

[jazz]

you know what's even sadder? the american public just eats this shit up. they can't enough of that whore.

[KenKill75]

"whatd she do beat her to the hoe factory one morning?"



lol...must have been something like that :nanner6:

[paygee]

you know what's even sadder? the american public just eats this shit up. they can't enough of that whore.
i know its fucking sad..

[KenKill75]

you know what's even sadder? the american public just eats this shit up. they can't enough of that whore.



I never saw the show, and I refuse to. This is the type of thing that is why I dont watch any TV. The first I ever heard of Paris Hilton was like 2 years ago when a coworker told me how hot she was. Then I saw her and was not at all impressed.

[jazz]

i mean, the simple life is on season FOUR? wtf?

i fear reality tv will never go away. :sad: and it's all thanks to mtv.

[paygee]

i mean, the simple life is on season FOUR? wtf?

i fear reality tv will never go away. :sad: and it's all thanks to mtv.
season four?!? jesus christ, all we can hope for is paris will die of an std soon

[jazz]

I never saw the show, and I refuse to. This is the type of thing that is why I dont watch any TV. The first I ever heard of Paris Hilton was like 2 years ago when a coworker told me how hot she was. Then I saw her and was not at all impressed.

well, i'd do her, i'm not lying, but she's nothing to write home about. she's just a spoiled rich bitch who thinks we actually give a shit that she's making her own money for the first time in her life.

i even heard that she has a book coming out with advice for little girls. :what:

satan, here we come.

[dionysusolympus]

The funny thing is Nichole is actually brighter than Paris. I surprised that Nichole didn't dump Paris first...she was excessive baggage...

[KenKill75]

well, i'd do her, i'm not lying, but she's nothing to write home about. she's just a spoiled rich bitch who thinks we actually give a shit that she's making her own money for the first time in her life.

i even heard that she has a book coming out with advice for little girls. :what:

satan, here we come.



Well, id do her too, but thats not saying much, id do just about any chick. After all, who am I to deny a girl of cock? :dance3:


Advice for little girls? What parent in their right mind would allow their daughter to read that? :hmmm: Then again, alot of parents arent in their right minds.

[jazz]

that nicole bitch is fugly.

[paygee]

i even heard that she has a book coming out with advice for little girls. :what:


so thats what nicole did, she gave her bad career advise

"paris, you should really "write" a book, giving advice to young and upcoming hoes, like yourself."

"good idea nicole! except i cant read, do you really think thats a good idea?"

"nicole, do'h"

[KenKill75]

The funny thing is Nichole is actually brighter than Paris. I surprised that Nichole didn't dump Paris first...she was excessive baggage...



Thats like saying a snail is faster than a slug. :pred:

[jazz]

Advice for little girls? What parent in their right mind would allow their daughter to read that? :hmmm: Then again, alot of parents arent in their right minds.

i'm all for forced sterilization until you can prove you're capable of parenting a child. :eric2:

[paygee]

"brighter than paris"

dont you mean "not quite as dim as paris"

[jazz]

"brighter than paris"

dont you mean "not quite as dim as paris"

she's special too, but not quite as?

[paygee]

special in a "can i see your nipple" sort of way...

[jazz]

special in a "can i see your nipple" sort of way...

uh, i'm gonna have to refer you over to our nipple claims representative, MAGO:

:dopey:

[paygee]

:laughing:

[Bruce]

:bj: :gtfo: :lock:

[jazz]

all i have to say is that i'm praying for tidal waves, man. :shame:

[paygee]

indeed

[MAGO]

it's a sad day in America.....

[paygee]

yea, i dont know if i can continue the rest of my day now..

[KenKill75]

Im sorry to have been the bringer of such bad news. :nanner9:

[paygee]

Im sorry to have been the bringer of such bad news. :nanner9:
:crying:

[MAGO]

Im sorry to have been the bringer of such bad news. :nanner9:


:nono:

[MAGO]

i'm actually sitting hear crying.....i think i'll watch "One Night In Paris" when i get home to feel better.....

[Hailo]

oh thats soooooooooooooooo HOt....


HAHAH
thats all those bitches ever say.

[Hailo]

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/j/jimmy_kimmel_rod_stewarts_daughter.jpg

Kimberly Stewart, paris' new side kick :moped:

[paygee]

dumb

[Hailo]

yeah

[Bruce]

I'm in the market for a new sidekick.

[Godless]

all i have to say is that i'm praying for tidal waves, man. :shame:
Did anyone happen to see that documentary on tsunamis on the Discovery Channel? (oh shit, Ænema just started randomly) Apparently there's mega-tsunamis that are caused by landslides instead of earthquakes. They're supposed to be hundreds, if not thousands, of times more powerful. Scientists have discovered several "time-bombs" that will have potentially devastating results. There's this one in the Canary Islands off Africa that, if a landslide occured, would cause a wave to race across the Atlantic and the resulting tidal waves would be taller than any skyscraper. Now that'd be scary.

Too much discovery channel? :what:

[Bruce]

How about the Old Faithful Super Volcano shit, eh?

[Godless]

Yeah it'd be a pleasure to see all this shit go down.

[Pudie]

That was a cool idea , but very poorly executed.

And why the fucki is Paris famous? Honestly. She is fucking STUPID , and very VERY blatantly so. What's to look up to or admire? She didnt earn her fame & wealth , she was born into it. ALso nothing to admire.

And it's not just here ethier. I was watching some show and she was in Japan and the girls were going fucking CRAZY for her.

[PatrickBateman]

There have been various rumors regarding the nature of Richie's never-to-be-uttered sin against Hilton. The leading theory, and our personal favorite, concerns a prank gone bad at Paris' sister Nicky's apartment, where a group of pals had gathered to watch Paris' Saturday Night Live hosting debut from February only to be surprised when someone (Richie, perchance?) swapped out the SNL tape with Hilton's XXX One Night in Paris.



:owned:

[paygee]

:lmao:

[Godless]

bitches

[Trizzak]

My best girl friend is absolutely in love with Paris, but can't give me any reason why.

Maybe it's something in the water?

[Tzarina]

you know what's even sadder? the american public just eats this shit up. they can't enough of that whore.
Stupid Spoiled Whores... :timmy:

[jazz]

i'd love me some whores :grandpa:

[iha]

First the Pope dies, and now this?! :crying:

[Trizzak]

First the Pope dies, and now this?! :crying:
:laughing:

[Keith Moon]

all i have to say is that i'm praying for tidal waves, man. :shame:


- Do you mind if we hold off on that for a little?...my sister just moved to Hollywood. :shrug2:

[Pun'KinG']

- Do you mind if we hold off on that for a little?...my sister just moved to Hollywood. :shrug2:

Does she know how to swim? :what:

[Keith Moon]

Does she know how to swim? :what:


- She can only swim if Aenima is playing. :dance3: That's her swimming song... :shrug:

[Hailo]

Well tell her to have that dam song ready AT ALL TIMES!!!!!

[Keith Moon]

Well tell her to have that dam song ready AT ALL TIMES!!!!!


- :up:

[Hailo]

:five:

[Jonesy]

I dont see why people talk about how hot she is...shes too skinny with no curves. Sorry but that's not 'hot'. IMO

[paygee]

I dont see why people talk about how hot she is...shes too skinny with no curves. Sorry but that's not 'hot'. IMO
i agree

[greg]

she looks like a 13 year old boy

[paygee]

with cancer

[Hailo]

:lmao:


F...a....k....e......h...a...i...r.......:lmao:

[jazz]

she'd be my first snuff victim. :lector:

[greg]

:film:

[bdf]

she'd be my first snuff victim. :lector:

f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f

[Antoni30]

One "reality show" down, many many more to go!

Fox cancels "The Simple Life".

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/13/simple.life.ap/index.html

[Joga]

I know I'll be crying myself to sleep for weeks, maybe even months, to come.

[Bruce]

Fuck beans.

[KenKill75]

Fuck you.

[dionysusolympus]

:byrche: , that's a proposal...

:what:

[KenKill75]

dio, I have a proposal for you too...to :stfu:

[dionysusolympus]

dio, I have a proposal for you too...to :stfu:

:woo: :lock: :dio: :lock: :woo:

[Bruce]

HA!

Ken doesn't love Simone. He 's :inlove: with Nicole!

:nelson: :kenkill:
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:nelson: :kenkill:
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[KenKill75]

:uhhh: You're drunk

[EtchedInCold]

I"M CRUNK!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!

[Pudie]

AHWHAAAAAAAAAAAT

[phi]

New album?

:suicide:

[Trizzak]

I know I'll be crying myself to sleep for weeks, maybe even months, to come.
shhhhh, it will all be okay. Paris hasn't been killed yet We have that new album to look forward to.

[Joga]

:cuddle: Thanks, Tristan. You always help me find the silver lining in the darkest of clouds.

[Trizzak]

:cuddle: Thanks, Tristan. You always help me find the silver lining in the darkest of clouds.
I'm here to help.

Now let's go watch various award shows I've taped and comment on celebrities' dresses. These are important people and we must know who they're wearing and what their relationship status is.

[Joga]

:yes:

Definitely. I know that my life (and my wardrobe :wink:) revolve around whatever Kate Hudson, Courteney Cox, Mischa Barton, and the Olsen Twins are wearing.

Should I bring :snacks:? Or :strip:?

[Trizzak]

I'm not sure how you bring "strip" but that sounds intriguing

[Joga]

There are a lot of things you don't know, Tristan...

[Trizzak]

:sad:

[Joga]

No...it's a good thing! It adds to the mystery...makes me much more enigmatic...don't you think?

[Trizzak]

No...it's a good thing! It adds to the mystery...makes me much more enigmatic...don't you think?
okay, I can think that.

I'm gonna be honest, I'll pretty much say anything to find out how you bring "strip"

[Joga]

Well, I guess you'll find out on movie night...

[Trizzak]

Well, I guess you'll find out on movie night...
alright, I'm on my way.

Midwest meetup Part 2

[Joga]

Yep...top-secret, though, so :shh:

[Trizzak]

Yep...top-secret, though, so :shh:
well we can invite Greg. He has a chance to make up for last time. :shame:

[Keith Moon]

well we can invite Greg. He has a chance to make up for last time. :shame:


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[Joga]

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[Bruce]

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