i hate spiders

[Ryan]

the weather is identical to england here today, and these fuckers have a tendency to come out in this sort of temperature. i wasn't impressed, so i did my duty as a human:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/spider_1.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/spider_2.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/spider_3.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/spider_4.jpg

[B]

australia has killer spiders, dude.

[Ryan]

indeed :gaytard:

[B]

i second that :gaytard:

[Ryan]

i third it

:agape:

[iha]

http://www.encircling.us/forums/showthread.php?t=39

[Ryan]

http://www.encircling.us/forums/showthread.php?t=39

all in favor of iha to stop posting altogether, say i



i

[iha]

all in favor of iha to stop posting altogether, say i



i
:lala:

didnt work last time.. it wont work this time

[Ryan]

:ar15:

:stfu:

[jazz]

...and my wife complains about the little black spiders we get. :shame:

now that's a spider!

[iha]

http://www.webmutants.com/strategypage/yuck.jpg

[Ryan]

we need a spider smiley

[Keith Moon]

- :lmao:...funniest shit I've seen all day...thanks Ryan.

[Ryan]

:wink:

[DeadOhioSky]

big spider

[phi]

:eek:

That's even bigger than the biggest spider I've seen which was almost 2 decades ago.

Yikes, is that the camera flash reflecting on the spider in the third picture? :ohnoes:

[Ryan]

haha, yeah

scary huh :what:

[phi]

*shivers* Hell yeah

Did you kill it by the way?

:hide:

[Ryan]

*shivers* Hell yeah

Did you kill it by the way?

:hide:

well, it's currently sitting up on the curtain rail not moving, so i think i got it :lock:

[jazz]

Did you kill it by the way?



he got it to register here. :what:

[iha]

we need a spider smiley
i always thought that's what this was :pred:

[phi]

You mean :pred: ?

[Ryan]

i always thought that's what this was :pred:

thats predator

[iha]

well i see that now "pred"

[iha]

You mean :pred: ?
:pred:

[phi]

well, it's currently sitting up on the curtain rail not moving, so i think i got it :lock:

:noid:

he got it to register here. :what:

:ohnoes: The yahoo are a bit too much already..

[Joga]

Ick. We have brown recluses all over in Nashville, and those are poisonous, but I think your spider wins.

Great, now I feel them crawling all over me. Sick.

[Darken Elise]

I've smaller Alaskan King crabs!

[Ryan]

yikes

dont come to australia, it'll kill ya

[Godless]

funnel spiders....trap door spiders.....stay out of australia

those trap door spiders kill birds for crying out loud!

[Ryan]

http://www.everythingabout.net/articles/biology/animals/arthropods/arachnids/spiders/trap-door_spider/trap-door_spider.jpg

[Ellen Degenerate]

I don't go a week without an incounter with a white tail spider :ohnoes:

[Ryan]

upon closer inspection, it is dead :nelson:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/spider_5.jpg

[phi]

EEEW MY GOD :hide:

Way to go Ryan :biggrin:

[Ryan]

:biggrin: :cheers:

[Godless]

now burn it....let it explode!

[Ryan]

i already threw it in the bin :frown:

[phi]

Using your bare hands? :eek2:

[Ryan]

tweezers...

[paygee]

i would have used tongs for that big fucker

[Ryan]

:laughing:

[Keith Moon]

- Ryan, did the spray you used work or did you have to kill it some other way?

[Ryan]

it didnt work initially. i had to wait for it to climb its huge ass down a little bit, then i sprayed it in its face. then it died. :pepper:

[Pun'KinG']

- Ryan, did the spray you used work or did you have to kill it some other way?

:uhhh: UHH
http://www.thetiledoctor.com/ewebeditpro/items/sledgehammer.jpg ?

[Keith Moon]

it didnt work initially. i had to wait for it to climb its huge ass down a little bit, then i sprayed it in its face. then it died. :pepper:



- :five: ...nice work.

[Ryan]

:uhhh: UHH
http://www.thetiledoctor.com/ewebeditpro/items/sledgehammer.jpg ?

i considered that

[Ryan]

- :five: ...nice work.

:shake:

[paygee]

:uhhh: UHH
http://www.thetiledoctor.com/ewebeditpro/items/sledgehammer.jpg ?
and then
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004OCK1.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Keith Moon]

- I would of missed with that big ass hammer...then I would of ran like a girl. :shame:

[paygee]

- I would of missed with that big ass hammer...then I would of ran like a girl. :shame:
:laughing:

[Ryan]

:gaytard:

[Keith Moon]

- I applaud you Ryan...:clap:

[Ryan]

- I applaud you Ryan...:clap:

thank you

i also applaud you for

- typing like this


its crisp and original :bow:

[paygee]

ryan how long did it take you to kill this spider?

[Ryan]

about 5 minutes

[paygee]

:order:

[Ryan]

:hump2:

[Keith Moon]

- My friend today tells me that he had to retrieve and kill 11 Copperhead snakes today at this ladies house, but he's scared to death of a mouse... :confused3

[Ryan]

hmmm...

http://frogsandsnakes.homestead.com/files/j_nc02-Northern_Copperhead_Snake-juvenile-by_John_White.jpg

VS

http://www.parks.tas.gov.au/wildlife/mammals/l-ltmouse.JPG




:crazy:

[paygee]

:ohnoes:

[Keith Moon]

- Believe me, I don't get it either.

[Pun'KinG']

Originally Posted by Ryan
we need a spider smiley


Originally Posted by iha
i always thought that's what this was:pred:


Originally Posted by Ryan
thats predator

:crackup: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my goodness. That was funny as hell. I love shit that makes me laugh. Probably because I fantasize about how the mannerisms and voices would sound in my head as I read the posts. Sometimes I project them over my internal voice.

And whatever did it, I don't know. But it was beautiful how it played out. BRAVO! :lol: :laughing: :lmao:

[Ryan]

:lol:

happy to be of service

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.parks.tas.gov.au/wildlife/mammals/l-ltmouse.JPG
:crazy:

Ha Ha Ha. :laughing: That mouse looks funny. Is that really a mouse? It made me laugh.

[paygee]

Ha Ha Ha. :laughing: That mouse looks funny. Is that really a mouse? It made me laugh.
ok smokey mcgee, get a hold of yourself.

[Pun'KinG']

ok smokey mcgee, get a hold of yourself.

:laughing:

[Pun'KinG']

ok smokey mcgee, get a hold of yourself.


I think the following one reads better:

oh smokey mcgee, get a hold of yourself.

:laughing:

:laughing:

[paygee]

:rolling:

[Pun'KinG']

:shh: Inside joke. That belongs on the.... inside.

:crackup:

[paygee]

:ontome:

[Pun'KinG']

:ontome:

No. no. Not the cookie jar. The other inside place...

:lol:

[paygee]

No. no. Not the cookie jar. The other inside place...

:lol:
o ok, gotcha

[Ryan]

so anyway

spiders suck

[paygee]

right we know.

[Ryan]

just making sure

[Trizzak]

I'm more afraid of snakes, but spiders do creep me out quite a bit.

[Person]

As if you kill spiders... put them in a jar/cup, using a slip of paper to trap it, then throw it outside somewhere.

[Ryan]

or just kill em

[Person]

That's cruel and unnecessary in most circumstances. That spider you killed posed no threat...

[Ryan]

*tear*

[Person]

I'm sorry... have a cookie

:cookie2:

[Ryan]

:sarcasm:

[Trizzak]

If it's a poisonous spider you don't fuck around with a piece of paper and a jar.

That motherfucker gets a severe beat down. :dual:

[Person]

:shrug:

[Ryan]

+

[bdf]

The whole speeder thing gives me the :ohnoes:

[Pun'KinG']

The whole speeder thing gives me the :ohnoes:

?:confused:?

:ohnoes: ...cold, harmonica-playin' blues? :crackup:

[bdf]

Yeah, that. :lmao:

[Ryan]

:pred:

[Godless]

fuck that shit, just kill the spider! use a lighter/hairspray flamethrower and torch it!

[Person]

That'd be going to even more effort than my more caring method of dealing with the harmless little critters.

As if a spider could hurt you...! :lol:

[Godless]

yeah but it's more fun

[paygee]

?:confused:?

:ohnoes: ...cold, harmonica-playin' blues? :crackup:
:lmao:

[DeadOhioSky]

That'd be going to even more effort than my more caring method of dealing with the harmless little critters.

As if a spider could hurt you...! :lol:

spiders can most definately hurt you.
have u ever seen the thing?

[Person]

the movie called "the Thing"? Yeah but those are weird alien things that are really... weird.

[jazz]

so anyway

spiders suck

how many of those suckers have you killed in your lifetime? ballpark figure.

[Ryan]

:ha: too many

last time i went away hunting with my dad and a couple other guys, we walked down this huge gully thing and came across this gigantic web with a spider in it as big as my fist

i had a .22 lever action rifle on me, so...

you can imagine what ensued

KABLAMMO

'twas fun :lol:

[jazz]

those are fun to shoot.

:ar15:

(if only it was fully auto)

[Godless]

sweeeeeet

[Ryan]

that's illegal, daniel :shame:

[jazz]

well, golly-gee-shuck-er-oo.

i mean, fuck. :nanner9:

[KenKill75]

Ryan with a rifle, thats a thought I just cant quite picture :wink:

[Ryan]

hi-diddly-hey!

http://timmyray.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ned_1.gif

[Person]

:uhuh:

[Ryan]

Ryan with a rifle, thats a thought I just cant quite picture :wink:

:fuckoff:

[KenKill75]

:fuckoff:


What kind of a thing is that to say to me? Hmmmpphhh

[Ryan]

no more asswiping for thou

[KenKill75]

no more :hump2: for thou

[Ryan]

:frown:

[KenKill75]

Maybe i'll reconsider if you apologize

[Ryan]

:gaytard:

:gtfo:

[jazz]

hi-diddly-hey!

http://timmyray.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ned_1.gif

onward christian soldier :dance3:

[KenKill75]

Ok, I didnt want to have to resort to this, but you've forced my hand...
:bash:

[Ryan]

each leap brings us closer to god!

[Godless]

fine and dandy like sour candy

[Ryan]

sour candy :drool:

[bdf]

:rolling:

[Ryan]

:nelson: :nelson: :nelson:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/spider_5.jpg

[bdf]

ewwwwwwwwww :ohnoes:

[Ryan]

they're so ugly

[bdf]

And creeeeepy :hide:

[Godless]

And....there's one crawling on you RIGHT NOW!!!

[Tzarina]

http://www.angelfire.com/biz7/tzarinasanimals/pics/a16sp1finalsj.jpg

Just for you Ryan... :tongue2:

[Ryan]

i just woke up to this:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/spider_6.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/spider_7.jpg

[Jonesy]

I read this thread before i went to bed last night and had a dream my dog turned in to a half boxer half giant spider beast. For some reason i was trying to stop it from hurting me by holding it down under a wheel barrel (sp?)

Dreams are fun. :confused3

[Ryan]

dear god :eek2:

[Nostawen]

i just woke up to this:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/spider_6.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/spider_7.jpg
OMG!!! You fucking Aussies have aliens down there!!!

[Ryan]

OMG!!! You fucking Aussies have aliens down there!!!

:lol:

leave us alone

[Nostawen]

*Note to self: never go to Australia*

[Joga]

:frown:

[Ryan]

:frown:

tell nostawen to be nice to me :nanasad:

[Joga]

tell nostawen to be nice to me :nanasad:

Nostawen, give daddy Ryan some sugar, baby. :bj:

[Nostawen]

Ryan, don´t be such a wuss. Stop hiding behind Joga.

[Ryan]

Nostawen, give daddy Ryan some sugar, baby. :bj:

:shame:

[Ryan]

Ryan, don´t be such a wuss. Stop hiding behind Joga.

omg u wanna fite?!11

[Joga]

:shame:

Um, let me try again.

Nostawen, be nice to Ryan, or suffer my elite argyle ninja wrath!!! :ninja:

[Nostawen]

Um, let me try again.

Nostawen, be nice to Ryan, or suffer my elite argyle ninja wrath!!! :ninja:
That "elite argyle ninja wrath" thing sounds scary enough. I´ll be good to Ryan. I promise.

[Joga]

That "elite argyle ninja wrath" thing sounds scary enough. I´ll be good to Ryan. I promise.

There you go Ryan. My work here is done...

Nostawen, thank you for your cooperation.

[Ryan]

There you go Ryan. My work here is done...

Nostawen, thank you for your cooperation.

you're my #1 favorite .us person for this week

[Ryan]

I´ll be good to Ryan. I promise.

you lie

[Joga]

Yessssss! :inlove: I :beat: Ryan TONS!

[Joga]

you lie

She wouldn't DARE!

[Nostawen]

In fact, is that kitty av. It´s so cute that is almost almighty.

[Joga]

I stole it off of myspace.com... :smile:

[Nostawen]

I love kitties. :cat:

[Joga]

Me too...sooooo much better than dogs. I like Fred Bear's profile pic a lot, speaking of...

[Ryan]

way to turn my masculine spider thread all :gaytard:

[Joga]

Sorry...

Big, masculine, manly, muscle-y spiders SUCK! I'm going to go hold my boyfriend' s roommate's snake now...

How about that!

[Nostawen]

Ryan, hating spiders is not masculine at all.

[Ryan]

Ryan, hating spiders is not masculine at all.

oh just :stfu:

[Joga]

Ryan, hating spiders is not masculine at all.

:lmao:

She does have a point...

[Ryan]

:lmao:

She does have a point...

hey! i killed it and threw it away!

there's a big difference between hating them cause you're :gaytard: and hating them because they require getting off your ass and killing them

so you can all just

:gtfo:

:beat:

[Nostawen]

Don´t make me stfu just because I :owned: you.

[Joga]

hey! i killed it and threw it away!

there's a big difference between hating them cause you're :gaytard: and hating them because they require getting off your ass and killing them

so you can all just

:gtfo:

:beat:

:sad:

I'm sorry...I didn't mean it. Am I still your favorite of this week?

[Ryan]

Don´t make me stfu just because I :owned: you.

did not

[Ryan]

:sad:

I'm sorry...I didn't mean it. Am I still your favorite of this week?

awww, yes!

[Joga]

awww, yes!

:drool: :inlove:

[Ryan]

there is so much love at this forum it makes me want to puke (in a good way)

[Heath]

Ever since I saw what a Brown Recluse Spider can do, I've hated the crawley bastards.

[Joga]

:barf: :loon:

[Nostawen]

there is so much love at this forum it makes me want to puke (in a good way)
:beat: :beat: :beat: :beat: :beat:

More love for y´all...

[Ryan]

Ever since I saw what a Brown Recluse Spider can do, I've hated the crawley bastards.

what can they do? :hide:

[Joga]

Yeah, brown recluses piss me off. I thought I had gotten away from that shit, leaving Arizona, land of scorpions/rattlesnakes/black widows.

[Joga]

what can they do? :hide:

Those are some poisonous fuckers. They do the equivalent of digesting your skin, giving you huge scars that never go away.

[Ryan]

Those are some poisonous fuckers. They do the equivalent of digesting your skin, giving you huge scars that never go away.

:kenny:

[Joga]

Type "brown recluse bite" into Google Image Search... *shudder*

[Heath]

They decay the tissue all around the bite, unless treated very well. It can eat holes in your skin bigger than softballs pretty much.

[Godless]

I read this thread before i went to bed last night and had a dream my dog turned in to a half boxer half giant spider beast. For some reason i was trying to stop it from hurting me by holding it down under a wheel barrel (sp?)

Dreams are fun. :confused3
wheelbarrow

I know, it's weird

[Person]

Those brown recluse's don't look so bad. Do you have mouse spiders in the US?

http://www.directpestcontrol.com.au/images/spider_Mouse.jpg

[paygee]

Those brown recluse's don't look so bad. Do you have mouse spiders in the US?

http://www.directpestcontrol.com.au/images/spider_Mouse.jpg
its not how they look, its what they do to your skin

[Person]

Yeah they apparently aren't that bad, just cause severe irritation and stuff. I think they live in colonies also sometimes, so you find a whole bunch of them together which can be bad. It's meant to be very painful, but not cause something weird and awful to happen like get gangrene or paralysis.

It still looks bad though :lol:

[Heath]

But I'd gladly take that over a 6 inch decaying hole in my skin.

[iha]

Ryan, hating spiders is not masculine at all.

but neither is Ryan

[bittersweetzero]

your hate and fear for spiders is understood, now.
the ones we have here don't nearly match up to those. *runs away*
________
vaporite solo (http://www.vaporshop.com/solo-vaporizer.html)

[Ryan]

but neither is Ryan

get out of my thread.

[Godless]

yeah. :gtfo:


spiders ees scary!

[MojoFearsSatan]

most spiders aren't. But some fuckers are horrible.

the average person will eat around 8 spiders a year when they simply crawl in your mouth and into your stomach while you sleep. Not so bad. But imagine waking up and having a bird-eating spider or something trying to crawl down your throat and waking up during it.

[Godless]

no fuckin' thanks. I can't even imagine that...well, I can but I really don't want to

[MojoFearsSatan]

get a good mental image of it, man. See the big hairy legs feeling around.

You know what's the worst? When you're scared you tense up. What do you do when you tense up and something's in your mouth? Your automatic, natural reaction is to bite down.

[Godless]

imagine swallowing it...if it was small enough...trying desperately to crawl out of your throat into your mouth. I'm pretty sure if it went that far, I'd vomit

[MojoFearsSatan]

well, imagine (and this is probably worse) waking up to find it halfway INTO your mouth - then having the same reaction. That's a definite vomit-bringer, that is.

[Godless]

it would be a curious feeling upon awakening, then most likely, sheer panic



by the way, wtf is that in your av, a dead fish?

[MojoFearsSatan]

what, mine?

Not a fish, it's my favourite animal on the earth :up:

[Godless]

a squid, a cow, a sheep? I can't really tell

[MojoFearsSatan]

try turning it over. It is trying to sleep in that picture.

[Godless]

well the file says it's a bat...I see the wings, but the rest confuses me

[MojoFearsSatan]

It is indeed a bat. It's hanging upside down trying to sleep. The head is a sort of triangular shape with the nose and mouth at the top, near where the wings are, the eyes in the middle and the ears at the bottom. I'm failing miserably to see a fish in it, sorry... it looks like a bat to me. I want a pet bat, personally.

[Godless]

ohhhhhhhhhh I see it now

[MojoFearsSatan]

Bats > you.

Most bats are nicer than most people.

[Godless]

you're a batty one :pink: :blue:

[MojoFearsSatan]

maybe. I want a pet bat, and I will call him Bela.

[Tzarina]

maybe. I want a pet bat, and I will call him Bela.
I :inlove: bats and I LOVE that avie... I have one I was going to use, but it scares :jims:
I did research on bats at university, and they are the most extrordinary of animals... I can't wait to take my new camera and tripod and get awesome pics of all the bats around here. I put bat houses up in the trees, so we have quite a few that circle when it's warmer, above the four acres and I sit and watch them hunting and eating insects, very cool... :nod:
:jazz:

[MojoFearsSatan]

bats are everybodys favourite, and if they arent yours then change now. I'm putting bat boxes out by the windows of my attic room for next year :up:

and if you were gonna use a bat av and it scares people, then they need to change. I like em.

[Tzarina]

bats are everybodys favourite, and if they arent yours then change now. I'm putting bat boxes out by the windows of my attic room for next year :up:

and if you were gonna use a bat av and it scares people, then they need to change. I like em.
I be loving that fruit bat (flying fox i believe)... I am gonna be a copy and change my avs... :beat:

[... Scott]

I get bats in my garden in the summer I think they come down from the caves in the hills to steal from my cherry tree.

[MojoFearsSatan]

I be loving that fruit bat (flying fox i believe)... I am gonna be a copy and change my avs... :beat:

Good girl. I have the sweetest li'l pipistrel as my Audioscrobbler avatar.

[iha]

I saw a spider yesterday on my deck. It was scarry looking if you were right up next to it, but otherwise it was too small to look scarry :( It probable had the diameter of a dime.. counting his legs. but he was building a pretty web :sun:

[Bruce]

Here's a pic of a spider I made several years ago out of some scrap metal parts.

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/spider.jpg

[Ryan]

wow

that sucks ass :up:

[Bruce]

Thanks, Ryan. You are so inspirational. :gtfo:

[Ryan]

:lol:

:ontome:

[phi]

Aaagh holy fucking shit :ohnoes:

:hide:

[Ryan]

Aaagh holy fucking shit :ohnoes:

:hide:

*protects you*

[phi]

Wroot that's actually great work. :up:

But I first saw the legs and I thought [see my post ^]

[phi]

*protects you*

Thank you :heart:

[Ryan]

:beat:

[Bruce]

Thanks. It's pretty big. Almost 2 feet in diameter and fully posable.

[phi]

:up: Thankfully it's not running around breathing and crawling everywhere. :insecure:

[Ryan]

i am :wink:

[phi]

:eek2:

[Bruce]

:up: Thankfully it's not running around breathing and crawling everywhere. :insecure:


Actually, it does. A couple times whilst sleeping, I found it trying to crawl in my mouth.

[phi]

waaah :ohnoes:











(Did you get a taste?)

[Bruce]

(Did you get a taste?)

Yeah. Not exactly like chicken.

[phi]

Ayyyyyyy that doesn't sound so good..


Everytime I see a spider, which is usually the common small one, I always get this taste in my mouth. And I only get that 'taste' when I see a spider. Dunno why.
Just sharing. :shrug:

[iha]

Here's a pic of a spider I made several years ago out of some scrap metal parts.

http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/spider.jpg

looks like the spiders from that crappy movie w/ Will Smith in it.. Wild Wild West. :up:

[bdf]

Spiders crawling in your MOUTH?!?!?!?!?! Jaysus.... :eek:
:ohnoes:
:ontome:

[MojoFearsSatan]

Ayyyyyyy that doesn't sound so good..


Everytime I see a spider, which is usually the common small one, I always get this taste in my mouth. And I only get that 'taste' when I see a spider. Dunno why.
Just sharing. :shrug:

Maybe you've woken up with a bird-eating spider trying to crawl down your throat before.

[phi]

Maybe you've woken up with a bird-eating spider trying to crawl down your throat before.

:nanner9:

If that were true I wouldn't know, maybe it's part of my repressed memory. :what:

[MojoFearsSatan]

Well if it happened to me, I'd sure as hell remember it vividly.

It'd make me vomit to see them :up:

[phi]

Well it doesn't really make me vomit, I just get this weird texture in my mouth, on my tongue. Blech :dead:

[bdf]

The thought is just....ewwwwwww..... :puke:

[MojoFearsSatan]

I dunno. I always figured it would be interesting to see how people react. As long as it was other people.

[bdf]

I dunno. I always figured it would be interesting to see how people react. As long as it was other people.

:laughing:

[Heath]

Camel Spider (http://www.untitled-document.org/funnybone/camel%20spider.jpg)

Camel Spider. Check that fucker out, and tell me you still like spiders.

[Person]

I've seen that before... those are meant to be extremely nasty spiders too. I'd rather just not go to Iraq, thereby avoiding them entirely... and stick with the Aussie spiders like redbacks.

[Heath]

Yeah, I'd definitely pass on hanging out with them.

[Person]

I just did some checking up on those things, and it turns out they aren't so bad... mostly myth, and pretty much harmless to humans.

The size in the photo is exaggerated, and they have no venom. May cause pain when they bite, and the bite may become infected, but that's all they are going to do.

[Heath]

Yeah I saw that after I looked at the picture to. The urban legends link on google.

They still look scary as hell though.

[Person]

:lol: yeah. They'd be a bastard if you weren't expecting it and it just creeps into the corner of your sight... or something.

[Trizzak]

I hate snakes.

I don't trust anything that has no limbs. It's a head on a tail, that isn't right.

Plus, getting squeezed to death by a constrictor and then swallowed whole is probably one of the worst ways to die in my opinion (right up there with being eaten by a shark.) I guess I just don't like the thought of being eaten.

but spiders also suck.

[bdf]

Camel Spider (http://www.untitled-document.org/funnybone/camel%20spider.jpg)

Camel Spider. Check that fucker out, and tell me you still like spiders.

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[phi]

:ohnoes:

werd

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[bdf]

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[EtchedInCold]

I hate snakes.

I don't trust anything that has no limbs. It's a head on a tail, that isn't right.

Plus, getting squeezed to death by a constrictor and then swallowed whole is probably one of the worst ways to die in my opinion (right up there with being eaten by a shark.) I guess I just don't like the thought of being eaten.

but spiders also suck.
i like to go into the woods by my friend's house and grab random snakes. he's deathly afraid of snakes.

[Hailo]

:evil: Yeah My Bro has a python, hehe. I make him lock it in the closet.

But I would think being burned alive would be the worst death. :shrug: but thats just me.

[Person]

No fears of drowning? And by the way... snakes aren't so bad either. Just leave wild ones alone and they won't bother you. If you know how to handle them, you would probably figure they're easier than dealing with spiders. (Considering you want to keep them alive, which I'm going to presume that you do).

[EtchedInCold]

i hear when you drown, your brain just goes all out with the endorphins, so you're the happiest you've ever been when you die...

[Bruce]

i hear when you drown, your brain just goes all out with the endorphins, so you're the happiest you've ever been when you die...

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[Person]

:lol:

I haven't heard that before. The times I've panicked under water were pretty fear-inducing experiences, and while I haven't started to drown per se, they weren't remotely pleasant.

[Hailo]

i hear when you drown, your brain just goes all out with the endorphins, so you're the happiest you've ever been when you die...
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[EtchedInCold]

that's just what i've heard... i can't vouch for the factuality of it.

[Hailo]

Can't or wont?

Are you fibbing?

[EtchedInCold]

yes, i completely made that up. damn me and my overactive imagination...

but i just can't...

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[MojoFearsSatan]

I have an irrational obsession with drowning.

That and buried alive are the worst ways to go (unless you count having your stomach slit open with a rusty hacksaw, then being forcefed your own liver, spleen and pancreas, then having your bowels tugged out and stuffed into your face until the offal works its way through the remains of your digestive system and you drown in your own crap. That would probably be the worst).

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[Ryan]

I have an irrational obsession with drowning.

That and buried alive are the worst ways to go (unless you count having your stomach slit open with a rusty hacksaw, then being forcefed your own liver, spleen and pancreas, then having your bowels tugged out and stuffed into your face until the offal works its way through the remains of your digestive system and you drown in your own crap. That would probably be the worst).

...don't make me regret inviting you here

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[MojoFearsSatan]

what's that reaction for?

[bdf]

:uhhh:

[bdf]

what's that reaction for?

For a while? :shrug: