The 'Arby's, I think it's time to hire another marketing team' Thread

[jazz]

http://www.textamerica.com/user.images.x/81/IMG_446681/_0418/T520050418105445757.jpg

wow.

[jims]

that made me smile

[EtchedInCold]

i read that this morning. i thought it was dumb.

[jazz]

i did one of these: :shame:

[CloserToGod]

that's about as retarded as my local McD's not selling desserts (shakes, pies, etc.) anymore.

[iha]

Arby's is good

[jazz]

that's about as retarded as my local McD's not selling desserts (shakes, pies, etc.) anymore.

blasphemy. that's like removing the frost from frosted mini-wheats. :gtfo:

[jazz]

Arby's is good

oh, i like arby's...especially their chicken sandwich and cherry turnovers (:drool:), but they're just shooting themselves in the foot with stupid advertising like this. it obviously hasn't worked.

i think we had a whole half of the restaurant to ourselves when we went on saturday. :eek2:

[Ryan]

whats an arby's?

[iha]

oh, i like arby's...especially their chicken sandwich and cherry turnovers (:drool:), but they're just shooting themselves in the foot with stupid advertising like this. it obviously hasn't worked.

i think we had a whole half of the restaurant to ourselves when we went on saturday. :eek2:

try and drink a sandwich to wash down your other sandwich.. then sue them. :nod:

[iha]

whats an arby's?
http://www.arbys.com/arb01.html

fast food place.. main food is roastbeef sandwiches.. but also have chicken and other stuff too.

[Ryan]

how :gaytard:

[Keith Moon]

http://www.tvacres.com/images/arby_oven_mitt2.jpg



- :what: :ontome:

[Ryan]

http://www.tvacres.com/images/arby_oven_mitt2.jpg



- :what: :ontome:

:redx:

[iha]

how :gaytard:
arbys is one of the few fast food places i like

[Keith Moon]

arbys is one of the few fast food places i like


- I usually get the Arby wraps or roast chicken sandwich.

[Ryan]

arbys is one of the few fast food places i like

because you're :gaytard:


:owned:

[iha]

- I usually get the Arby wraps or roast chicken sandwich.
I usually get a giant roastbeef sandwich.. they call it something else now

[iha]

because you're :gaytard:


:owned:
:onoff:

[Ryan]

:abe:

[Heath]

Hardees > Arbys

But Arbys is still a-okay.

[jazz]

i don't think we have any hardee's left. i think i've been to that place like once in my entire life.

you know what's retarded? sonic advertises here all the time, though i have yet to see one around here. i think the closest one is like in orlando? :who:

[iha]

Hardees > Arbys

But Arbys is still a-okay.

Hardees is good too.... now that they've changed :nod:

I get half price at the Hardees here w/ my school ID :smile:, but I don't eat there but maybe 3 - 4 times a semester

[Keith Moon]

you know what's retarded? sonic advertises here all the time, though i have yet to see one around here. i think the closest one is like in orlando? :who:


- That used to be how it was here in St. Louis when Sonic was first introduced, but now there's two within reach.


- Though, I still haven't eaten there...

[paygee]

i don't think we have any hardee's left. i think i've been to that place like once in my entire life.

you know what's retarded? sonic advertises here all the time, though i have yet to see one around here. i think the closest one is like in orlando? :who:
same here, ive still not seen one anywhere in atlanta

[Pun'KinG']

i don't think we have any hardee's left. i think i've been to that place like once in my entire life.

you know what's retarded? sonic advertises here all the time, though i have yet to see one around here. i think the closest one is like in orlando? :who:

Mmmmm http://ardmoreite.com/dining/images/sonic.gif

:drool:

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.textamerica.com/user.images.x/81/IMG_446681/_0418/T520050418105445757.jpg

wow.

http://flakmag.com/tv/images/ovenmitt.jpg "Hey Kids. Try suckin' your roastbeef sandwich through this small-ass-diameter tube. Call me after you turn purple, pass out and hit your head on the back of your seat."

http://www.monkeysvsrobots.com/mvsrpm/images/products/hand3.gif "This flame-retardant, copycat, asshole makes my knuckles twitch. Mitigation of this behaviour is not an option. Mr. 'Hot Pan Grabber' is gonna shit roast beef turds after I lay these four fingers across his stitched-up face. Bitch ASS!!"

SMACK!

[Trizzak]

:lol:

[Pun'KinG']

I just figured it out. The Arby's Oven Shitt is the helpless, long-lost, younger and less successful brother of the Hamburger Helper. I mean he's right handed and the other guy is left handed.
:hmm:

http://www.monkeysvsrobots.com/mvsrpm/images/products/hand3.gif AND http://flakmag.com/tv/images/ovenmitt.jpg

http://www.durrellwildlife.org/upload%2FMainSite%2FGraphics%2FMainImages%2Flarge% 20question%20mark.jpg

SEPARATED AT BIRTH???

[Pun'KinG']

They make a lovely pair <sniffle>, but they could never shake hands normally.

[bdf]

I just figured it out. The Arby's Oven Shitt is the helpless, long-lost, younger and less successful brother the Hamburger Helper Hand. I mean he's right handed and the other guy is left handed.
:hmm:

http://www.monkeysvsrobots.com/mvsrpm/images/products/hand3.gif AND http://flakmag.com/tv/images/ovenmitt.jpg

http://www.durrellwildlife.org/upload%2FMainSite%2FGraphics%2FMainImages%2Flarge% 20question%20mark.jpg

SEPARATED AT BIRTH???

OMFG!!! :lmao:

[jims]

:haha:

[jazz]

you get an A+ for effort, pun. :lol:

[bdf]

The grade don't matter, it still cracked me up after 24 hours. :ha:

[jims]

arby fucking barbie panties crap,dont ya think :gtfo:

[jazz]

The grade don't matter, it still cracked me up after 24 hours. :ha:
oh, the grade does indeed matter. i had him on my to-ban list. :what:

[jims]

oh, the grade does indeed matter. i had him on my to-ban list. :what:


what did you think of goon moon jazz?

[jazz]

what did you think of goon moon jazz?

hmm, music i could only hear while stoned?

it wasn't too bad. at least it was different.

[jims]

yeah, different indeed. for me its more like background music for when im doing something

[Hailo]

i don't think we have any hardee's left. i think i've been to that place like once in my entire life.

you know what's retarded? sonic advertises here all the time, though i have yet to see one around here. i think the closest one is like in orlando? :who:


They will be hoppin your way in no time, jazz! :up:

:lmao:


Sonic is good. :nod:

[jims]

there use be to hardee's in the desert

[jazz]

i remember when i first saw the sonic commercial, i was like: "hmm, that looks like it'll hit the spot" and got all pumped up to eat there.

when i googled sonic and saw that it was in orlando, i was left like :nanner9:

[Godless]

poor jazzy. we have a sonic about a mile away. anyway, I've never eaten a arby's. one of my coworkers was telling me about it the other day and he made it sound really good. maybe I shall try it soon.

[EtchedInCold]

do it.
get a Big Montana and lots of Arby's sauce.

[paygee]

do it.
get a Big Montana and lots of Arby's sauce.
its not named the big montana anymore, its just "large"

[Godless]

I'm not a fan of sauces. I like my sandwiches just meat and cheese and bread. BAM!

[Keith Moon]

I'm not a fan of sauces. I like my sandwiches just meat and cheese and bread. BAM!



- You need to let your taste buds go, man. Let 'em be free! :bang:

[paygee]

I'm not a fan of sauces. I like my sandwiches just meat and cheese and bread. BAM!
well whatever you do, dont open the sandwich and check out the meat.

[jazz]

or just jizz in the sandwich if you're not comfortable with any of the sauces. :what:

[Keith Moon]

or just jizz in the sandwich if you're not comfortable with any of the sauces. :what:


- At most fast food places, that's already done for you... :doom:

[jazz]

- At most fast food places, that's already done for you... :doom:

at least it saves the time and trouble.

[Godless]

No wonder Wendy's is always so salty....:hmm:

[EtchedInCold]

its not named the big montana anymore, its just "large"
since when?

[iha]

pun, you genius. i think you deserve a nobel prize

[paygee]

since when?
i dunno

[Pun'KinG']

oh, the grade does indeed matter. i had him on my to-ban list. :what:

:sorry:

[bdf]

pun, you genius. i think you deserve a nobel prize

Totally. :bang:

[Joga]

Well, Arby's strikes again. While driving to work this morning, an Arby's that I passed had a sign that said "Our new Reuben is an American Idol." WTF? How is that a clever marketing strategy?

"Hey- if you eat our sandwich, you will turn into a big fat 'American Idol' winner who sweats all the time and can't turn out a hit song! Mmm, roast beef."

[EtchedInCold]

now they've won me over.

[Jonesy]

I just ate Arby's and it was goodlicious! :inlove:

[jazz]

did you get the cherry turnover?

[Pun'KinG']

pun, you genius. i think you deserve a nobel prize

Totally. :bang:

Awwwww schucks. :blush: That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Well.... next to the time when the lady in the Management office said I looked like Mikhail Baryshnikov. :shades:

[Jonesy]

did you get the cherry turnover?

Nope...I got a large size without knowing it's..well it's fucking large. So i didnt even finish it.

[jazz]

i think they have the best tasting genetically-enhanced chicken sandwiches. :hungry:

[Jonesy]

it's good but KFC is where the chicken is. Arby's= roast beef :rock:

[bdf]

Awwwww schucks. :blush: That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Well.... next to the time when the lady in the Management office said I looked like Mikhail Baryshnikov. :shades:

:laughing: