PDA

View Full Version : Ladies and gents...we have Pope!


Pudie
April 19th, 2005, 12:52 PM
German cardinal elected new pope
Joseph Ratzinger will be Pope Benedict XVI
Tuesday, April 19, 2005 Posted: 12:50 PM EDT (1650 GMT)


White smoke begins pouring from the Sistine Chapel chimney shortly before 6 p.m.


VATICAN CITY (CNN) -- Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger of Germany has been selected by the Roman Catholic church as the new pope.

Cardinal Jorge Arturo Medina Estevez of Chile made the announcement to a cheering crowd in St. Peter's Square.

Ratzinger, who took the name Benedict XVI, appeared on the balcony of the Vatican Basilica to greet the people and deliver his first papal blessing.

Earlier, white smoke rose from a Sistine Chapel chimney and bells rang Tuesday, signaling the selection of a new pope.

The crowd clapped and waved flags as the smoke began to billow over Vatican City about 5:50 p.m. (11:50 a.m. ET).

Suspense built as the throng waited for the symbolic ringing of bells, at which point the crowd broke into a roar of jubilation.

The conclave of 115 cardinals had voted three times previously -- once Monday night and twice Tuesday morning -- before selecting the new pope.

The cardinals' morning ballots were burned at about 11:50 a.m. (5:50 a.m. EDT).

Chemicals are added to the ballots to turn the smoke white or black.

Pope John Paul II, who died April 2 at age 84, had decreed that white smoke be accompanied by the ringing of bells, to avoid a repeat of the confusion after his election in 1978.

Ratzinger needed two-thirds of the votes to be selected.

Keith Moon
April 19th, 2005, 01:31 PM
- The new pope already looks old and ill...

dionysusolympus
April 19th, 2005, 01:32 PM
Agreed. But that was fairly quick IMO. Didn't John Paul's take longer?

bdf
April 19th, 2005, 02:15 PM
I seem to remember that too, dion.

paygee
April 19th, 2005, 02:36 PM
o good....

EtchedInCold
April 19th, 2005, 02:51 PM
i was soooooo rooting for the black dude.

Keith Moon
April 19th, 2005, 02:56 PM
Agreed. But that was fairly quick IMO. Didn't John Paul's take longer?



- I think they're trying to keep up with times... :doom: :bump:

greg
April 19th, 2005, 04:18 PM
the guy's 78 years old. they'll probably be doing this again next year.

Darken Elise
April 19th, 2005, 04:22 PM
YES!!! They picked the Kraut!!!

Keith Moon
April 19th, 2005, 04:23 PM
- :eric2:

Pun'KinG'
April 19th, 2005, 04:32 PM
WTF?!?!

John Ratzenberger is the new Pope?!?! :confused3

http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_05.20.99/rolling/photos/twin-b.gif
POPE CLIFF XVI (AP)

Pudie
April 19th, 2005, 05:29 PM
i was soooooo rooting for the black dude.
:nod:

iha
April 19th, 2005, 08:33 PM
he's 78 already. why couldn't they get someone younger. maybe they're going for shorter terms

i would have liked the black guy too (not to sound racist against white people :smile: )

Pudie
April 20th, 2005, 12:15 AM
Hes probably still the youngest

bdf
April 20th, 2005, 04:08 AM
WTF?!?!

John Ratzenberger is the new Pope?!?! :confused3

http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_05.20.99/rolling/photos/twin-b.gif
POPE CLIFF XVI (AP)

BWA!!! :lmao:

Ryan
April 20th, 2005, 04:09 AM
he looks like hannibal lecter

bdf
April 20th, 2005, 04:11 AM
Who, the new Pope, or John Ratzenberger?

Ryan
April 20th, 2005, 04:11 AM
the new pope!

bdf
April 20th, 2005, 04:13 AM
Dopey me. :who:

Ryan
April 20th, 2005, 04:15 AM
http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/hannibal.gif

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2005-04/17212058.jpg

bdf
April 20th, 2005, 04:16 AM
OMFG :eek:

:laughing:

mud_
April 20th, 2005, 04:30 AM
so much for saint malachy huh?

"“De Gloria Olivae” (From the Glory of the Olive). It's rumored that the next person in line to serve as Pope is of Jewish descent. Throughout the Bible, the Jews are mentioned as descending from the Olive Tree. "

quite the opposite of jew even
ah well...no end of the world yet
(cause, yes, i do look to various "prophecies" to tell me when the world will end)

Pun'KinG'
April 20th, 2005, 05:34 AM
http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/hannibal.gif

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2005-04/17212058.jpg

...and I celebrated the communion by eating a wheat thin and washing it down with a nice shot of grape juice. FFTHFFFTHHFFFTHFFFTHH :lector:

Ryan
April 20th, 2005, 05:36 AM
forget child molestation

cannibalism is the new catholic craze!

Ryan
April 20th, 2005, 05:49 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/Csublime/popevamp.gif

bdf
April 20th, 2005, 05:55 AM
...and I celebrated the communion by eating a wheat thin and washing it down with a nice shot of grape juice. FFTHFFFTHHFFFTHFFFTHH :lector:

:crackup:

Ryan
April 20th, 2005, 08:55 AM
ha, his birthday is a day before maynard's

Parabola7001
April 20th, 2005, 02:02 PM
they pope looks like satan

CloserToGod
April 20th, 2005, 06:31 PM
he IS satan

Nostawen
April 21st, 2005, 12:23 AM
Chemicals are added to the ballots to turn the smoke white or black.

I find this sort of interesting :dude:

Pun'KinG'
April 21st, 2005, 03:52 AM
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Quote:
Chemicals are added to the ballots to turn the smoke white or black.

Oooooo... Black smoke. That would be sweet. It would be just like the Wicked Witch of the West.. err. East? NorthSouth? Oh whatever her damn name was. :dude:

bdf
April 21st, 2005, 04:22 AM
:agree: :biggrin:

paygee
April 21st, 2005, 02:02 PM
:agree: :biggrin:
do you even know what youre agreeing with? :biggrin:

Pun'KinG'
April 22nd, 2005, 12:36 AM
do you even know what youre agreeing with? :biggrin:

:evil:

bdf
April 25th, 2005, 12:12 AM
do you even know what youre agreeing with? :biggrin:

Oh crap, I just :pwned: myself....