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Pudie
April 19th, 2005, 12:47 PM
http://www.seek-truth.com/wp-content/fantasticfour.jpg

Anyone else see what's so pervtastic about this?
KenKill75
April 19th, 2005, 12:48 PM
Other than Jessica Alba being a piece of ass, no, I cant say that I do
EtchedInCold
April 19th, 2005, 12:48 PM
:qmark:
dionysusolympus
April 19th, 2005, 12:49 PM
http://www.seek-truth.com/wp-content/fantasticfour.jpg

Anyone else see what's so pervtastic about this?

The three guys want to get it on...with themselves... :ontome:
Pudie
April 19th, 2005, 12:53 PM
No. Look at The Things hand.
KenKill75
April 19th, 2005, 12:54 PM
No. Look at The Things hand.


:roflmao: It takes a sick man to see such a thing.
Pudie
April 19th, 2005, 01:00 PM
:nanner6:
Bruce
April 19th, 2005, 01:01 PM
Jessica isn't naked. I find that perverse and offensive.
KenKill75
April 19th, 2005, 01:01 PM
Lucky rock bastard
MAGO
April 19th, 2005, 01:14 PM
both the things hands appear to be working :what:
Pudie
April 19th, 2005, 01:14 PM
Whoa. Look where is other hand is!!
jazz
April 19th, 2005, 01:20 PM
Jessica isn't naked. I find that perverse and offensive.
we should file a class-action lawsuit. :nanner:
Bruce
April 19th, 2005, 01:23 PM
I think he just blew his wad. It only stands to reason he would shoot dust.
jazz
April 19th, 2005, 01:55 PM
i'd rather just get ms. alba and some other really slutty chick and form the fantastic threesome. we'd let people fight crime on their own...too busy fucking, sorry!
MAGO
April 19th, 2005, 02:53 PM
if i were in charge of casting i would have hired Barbara Streisand instead of Alba....she looks hott in the fockers.....
KenKill75
April 19th, 2005, 02:55 PM
Did you see the issue of Playboy with the chick from the Fockers? She was lookin good.
MAGO
April 19th, 2005, 02:58 PM
Did you see the issue of Playboy with the chick from the Fockers? She was lookin good.


Barbara?!?!?!?! :nanner6:
Bruce
April 19th, 2005, 03:26 PM
if i were in charge of casting i would have hired Barbara Streisand instead of Alba....she looks hott in the fockers.....

:uhhh:
EtchedInCold
April 19th, 2005, 03:45 PM
if i were in charge of casting i would have hired Barbara Streisand instead of Alba....she looks hott in the fockers.....
remind me to peg you square in the nuts with a 45 lb. dumbell when you get back from Colombia.
Agent
April 19th, 2005, 04:04 PM
i bet the thing is packing some meat.
greg
April 19th, 2005, 04:06 PM
i would do things to jessica alba that porn stars could never think of.
Bruce
April 19th, 2005, 04:16 PM
I'd have sexual intercourse with her.






Then make her mow my lawn.
DeadOhioSky
April 19th, 2005, 07:17 PM
that photo is airbrushed to all hell. i wonder if they even really took it
jazz
April 19th, 2005, 09:02 PM
that photo is airbrushed to all hell. i wonder if they even really took it

they probably exported the job to china and paid for stand-ins. :what:
phi
April 19th, 2005, 11:09 PM
that photo is airbrushed to all hell. i wonder if they even really took it

That was actually what I first thought as 'pervtastic'. :what:
jims
April 20th, 2005, 08:06 AM
ah there we go :up:
Pudie
April 20th, 2005, 11:23 AM
I'm pretty sure it's photoshopped cuz thats the same poses as all the indivdual posters.

But this was the original teaser image , the new poster isnt this pic.
KenKill75
April 20th, 2005, 11:28 AM
Speaking of teasers, thats what she is. :frown:
Bruce
April 20th, 2005, 06:52 PM
I'm liking her 'Into the Blue' pervage better.





http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/AlbaBlueThumb.jpg (http://www.byrchewroot.com/images/AlbaBig.jpg)


Click for fullsize collage.
Pudie
April 20th, 2005, 08:18 PM
I'd like to be in into her blue.



Whatever that means.
jazz
April 20th, 2005, 10:13 PM
I'd have sexual intercourse with her.






Then make her mow my lawn.

that, and pass the trimmer. :evil: