Closet Killer!

[Mufumonk]

http://www.crimelibrary.com/news/ap/0405/13_05_closet_killer.html

A man was beaten to death after catching his wife's lover living in a closet in their home, police said Tuesday. Rafael DeJesus Rocha-Perez, 35, was charged with homicide in the slaying of 44-year-old Jeffrey A. Freeman over the weekend.


"From time to time, you come across a case with very unique — even bizarre — circumstances," police spokesman Don Aaron said. "This one probably rates right up there with them."

Freeman's wife had allowed Rocha-Perez to live in a closet of the Freemans' four-bedroom home for about a month without her husband's knowledge, police said. On Sunday, her husband heard Rocha-Perez snoring and discovered him, authorities said.

Freeman ordered his wife to get the man out of the house while he went for a walk, authorities said. Martha Freeman told authorities that when her husband returned, Rocha-Perez confronted him with a shotgun, forced him into a bathroom and bludgeoned him.

The Freemans were co-owners of a company that does background checks for apartment rental and job applicants.

[jims]

:eek3: !!! *running away*

well its decided, i will always own small closets

[Bruce]

I always hide in the dumb waiter. It makes for a quicker getaway.

[jims]

:lol:

[Hailo]

weird

[jazz]

damn, and he's the one that gets killed? :crazy:

[jims]

"THIS IS MY CLOSET! STAY AWAY!!" *BANG*

[KenKill75]

The bitch should fry right along with the murdering sack of shit.

[Godless]

This story pisses me off. Mr. Perez is the one who should be fuckin' dead. Die mother fucker, die!

[Keith Moon]

- He's the new kind of Boogyman that you find in a closet...

[jazz]

- He's the new kind of Boogyman that you find in a closet...

a boogeyman on a budget maybe...

[Keith Moon]

a boogeyman on a budget maybe...



- ...in the need for some sweet action. :hump:

[Godless]

a boogeyman on a budget maybe...
nah you gotta have :2cents: in the first place to have a budget

[jazz]

nah you gotta have :2cents: in the first place to have a budget

his two cents were her :tits:

[KenKill75]

I dont understand why this guy left and told her to get him out by the time he got back instead of pulling the guy out, beating his ass, and tossing him and the worthless cheating whore out into the street.

[bdf]

"From time to time, you come across a case with very unique — even bizarre — circumstances

FOUL! I was nowhere NEAR there. :dammit:

[jazz]

i wouldn't have even waste my time with either of them. i would've called the cops while the idiot was sleeping and have him arrested for trespassing. then, i would've kicked the bitch out of my house and resumed my life being single.

[bdf]

i wouldn't have even waste my time with either of them. i would've called the cops while the idiot was sleeping and have him arrested for trespassing. then, i would've kicked the bitch out of my house and resumed my life being single.

Good plan.

[KenKill75]

He totally fucked it up. He gave the sleazeball a chance to regroup. Bad tactics. :shame:

[jazz]

oh yeah...then i would've smoked a fat bowl afterwards.

we can't forget the weed now. :uhuh:

[bdf]

Pussywhipped idiot (not you, K).

[bdf]

oh yeah...then i would've smoked a fat bowl afterwards.

we can't forget the weed now. :uhuh:

:loveleaf:

[Godless]

He totally fucked it up. He gave the sleazeball a chance to regroup. Bad tactics. :shame:
definitely.....but did he learn his lesson? maybe, before he died

[paygee]

Rafael DeJesus Rocha-Perez what a name..

[Godless]

oh yeah...then i would've smoked a fat bowl afterwards.

we can't forget the weed now. :uhuh:
po-theads

[jazz]

i would've shot him just for having ten surnames. :shame:

[bdf]

po-theads

:ohnoes:

[jazz]

po-theads

you rang? :blink:

[paygee]

i would've shot him just for having ten surnames. :shame:
:ha:

[bdf]

i would've shot him just for having ten surnames. :shame:

:order: :tongue2:

[Capt]

lived in the guys house for free for a month, fucked his wife, then killed him

gotta admit, he has style

[KenKill75]

Hell, I was ready to shoot some fuckers back when I found out my ex fiance was chattin with guys online. :blush:

[KenKill75]

So this dipshit didnt go in his own closet for 3 months? :hmmm: Maybe he deserved to die. :shrug2:

[bdf]

Ya think?

[Godless]

what a classy SOB

[paygee]

So this dipshit didnt go in his own closet for 3 months? :hmmm: Maybe he deserved to die. :shrug2:
i guess they had a big house..

[bdf]

i guess they had a big house..

Or something. :shrug:

[paygee]

or he was a complete fucking idiot, which seems to be the norm

[KenKill75]

and what was this woman doing, having an affair with a homeless man? The loser didnt have his own place that he had to live in a closet? This whole thing is beyond absurd. They should all go to the gas chamber...well, except for the dead guy, that would be kind of pointless. :what:

[bdf]

or he was a complete fucking idiot, which seems to be the norm

THIS one.

[paygee]

well i think for good measure he should just be thrown in for the hell of it

[Godless]

Maybe he was panhandling at the local grocery store and she decided he was just irresistable.

[bdf]

well i think for good measure he should just be thrown in for the hell of it

:ha:

[Godless]

and what was this woman doing, having an affair with a homeless man? The loser didnt have his own place that he had to live in a closet? This whole thing is beyond absurd. They should all go to the gas chamber...well, except for the dead guy, that would be kind of pointless. :what:
maybe for comic relief.....not that it needs any since it's all pretty funny.

[KenKill75]

Yeah, I think that dirty, hasnt showered in a year look really got her juices flowing :eek2:

[bdf]

Yeah, I think that dirty, hasnt showered in a year look really got her juices flowing :eek2:

EWE!!! :sheep:

[Capt]

her husband was probably an uggo

[paygee]

they were probably about ready to start a reality series, thank god this happened

[Godless]

yeah a hobo is a real improvement over an uggo

[bdf]

they were probably about ready to start a reality series, thank god this happened

BWA!!! :lol:

[KenKill75]

New on NBC, Closet Man, tune in to find out if the husband ever realizes he's there! :barf:

[bdf]

Naw, I'll see that and shoot my TV.

[paygee]

Naw, I'll see that and shoot my TV.
you mean you dont do that on a regular basis? i dont know how many tv's weve gone through...

[bdf]

you mean you dont do that on a regular basis? i dont know how many tv's weve gone through...

Well...okay, I admit it, I'm on about my 42nd TV right about now. :biggrin:

[paygee]

ha

[KenKill75]

Thats why I dont watch any TV other than Nascar and maybe some Football and baseball.

[paygee]

nascar...

[Keith Moon]

Thats why I dont watch any TV other than Nascar and maybe some Football and baseball.



- :cookie2: ...don't forget Sesame Street.

[KenKill75]

- :cookie2: ...don't forget Sesame Street.


What the fuck Greg??? You promised you wouldnt tell!!!

[Keith Moon]

What the fuck Greg??? You promised you wouldnt tell!!!

- ...oops, did I type that out loud? :shh:

[KenKill75]

Im telling Danny, you're in big twouble :cry:

[iha]

The Freemans were co-owners of a company that does background checks for apartment rental and job applicants.

ha

[Mufumonk]

Rafael DeJesus Rocha-Perez what a name..

"Noone fucks with the Jesus"

[Bruce]

"What's a pederast, Walter?"

[bdf]

"Noone fucks with the Jesus"

:laughing:

[Godless]

the Jesus is out for revenge, shot gun styleee

[bdf]

boyeeeeeeeee