A FEW USEFUL TIPS

[theSNAIL]

Ok im with this new girl, and i like her a lot, believe me i do. well shes the type that like fourplay, like playing aroung with her and giving her head. well the thing is ive never done these things too much, i like to get to the point, and i wanna wow her you know. got any tips guys.....

[Tzarina]

search man... lots of sex writings on the net with lots of instructions... :kenny:

[jims]

she will change you and destroy you. she will take away your identity. run while you can. dont let her take you

[Tzarina]

she will change you and destroy you. she will take away your identity. run while you can. dont let her take you
:neener:

Well, men do this as well! :bash:

[jims]

:neener:

Well, men do this as well! :bash:

i know..stay away from them too.

[theSNAIL]

ok. ill remember

plus i checked but i just wondered if yalls had an idea. whats the point of all that crap anywayz. why cant girls just let me get to the point damn it! :what:

[Tzarina]

ok. ill remember

plus i checked but i just wondered if yalls had an idea. whats the point of all that crap anywayz. why cant girls just let me get to the point damn it! :what:
:confused3
You're a selfish one, aren't ya? :what:

[Ryan]

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/200/PVFL.jpg

[theSNAIL]

haha im only human. i need to satisfy my little man too. but im willing to try new things i suppose. since she likes it so much. so i guess im not that selfish :blush:

[Godless]

you can only learn from experience, I say. you gotta tease her, make her WANT it. spread 'em! you'll see the target




CLIT!



the most useful four-letter word.


EDIT:....you're talking doing things to her right? if not.....then....weirdo :bj:

[theSNAIL]

hmm thats seems like a good idea....

[theSNAIL]

um not too slefish. but quite a bit

[theSNAIL]

you can only learn from experience, I say. you gotta tease her, make her WANT it. spread 'em! you'll see the target




CLIT!



the most useful four-letter word.


EDIT:....you're talking doing things to her right? if not.....then....weirdo :bj:



well of course man. yeah teasing sounds good. well see what happeneds

[Tzarina]

:no:

[theSNAIL]

:no:


heey1 at LEAST im going to try and please her. give me some credit. geesh. :what:

[Godless]

just make sure you're licking or rubbing in the right spot

[theSNAIL]

I guess everyone sucks a bit their first time. so naturally i will too. i just hope she dont care too much, shes the type of girl thats VERY hard to please.....

DAMN WOMEN I SWEAR.
ah well i love em anyways. like they say, cant live with them, cant live without them

[Tzarina]

WHY am I soooooooooo curious... I just HAVE to come read, and yet I knew I was going to wish I hadn't... :temple:

Curiousity :ak::cat: every time :shame:

[theSNAIL]

just make sure you're licking or rubbing in the right spot

ok. just hope it dont smell :barf2: ewe

[Godless]

no kitty that's my pot pie! BAD KITTY!

[Godless]

ok. just hope it dont smell :barf2: ewe
:cheese: .......

[jims]

always leave the toilet seat up :rock:

[theSNAIL]

:cunni:

[theSNAIL]

hmm...not a dairy person.

[Tzarina]

AGAIN... :shame:


:ontome:

[theSNAIL]

ok it wasnt that bad. it couldve been better but i didnt hate it. actually i kinda liked it. i think im gonna become addicted

[B]

just wait til you have a herpes outbreak on yer mouth :up: :bang:

[jims]

dont wipe your ass

[jazz]

ron jeremy should have his own 'ask ron' weekly column. :what:

[Bruce]

ok. just hope it dont smell :barf2: ewe

Actually, under normal circumstances, a womens vagina is cleaner than their mouth. But just in case, don't forget your antibiotics.