Blimey! I thought I smelled cabbage.

[Bruce]

Hello to everyone. A few of you might remember me from dotorg. A few might not. Figured I would finally get around to joining. I'd write more at the moment, but it's like 3 in the morning and the coffee isn't working as well.

[bleuMadonna]

I remember your screen name, but I don't think I knew you on the dotorg, so hi :) and welcome and all.

[Trizzak]

*stops chopping cabbage*
oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't expecting anyone to find me here...
*puts clothes back on*
I guess I'll be going now... welcome to the board though...
:ontome:

[Ellen Degenerate]

i remember you. Welcome to the forum :up:

[EtchedInCold]

hi.

[jazz]

he was one of the few who submitted a blue video. what's up, dude?

[EtchedInCold]

i know who this is. we go way back.
:hmm:

[Hailo]

hrmm, I haven't clue who you are.

[Bruce]

what's up, dude?


Not much. Busy gaming, working and making more vids. I wasn't having much to do with any forums 'bout anywhere. Didn't have the time, really. Figured I'd finally pop my head in. Check things out and try to catch up some.

[EtchedInCold]

plan on sticking around?

[Bruce]

Yeah.

So long as that Perfectly Wanker guy doesn't hang here. :eric2:

[EtchedInCold]

no, i think Jazz is smart enough to not let him join.

[jazz]

if he joins, i'm entitled to his first-born. :what:

[Bruce]

For stem cell research, I hope ?

[Trizzak]

:ha: niiiice

8/10 for that

[The Judas Cow]

Yo Byrche.

[Nostawen]

Hello Byrche!! I remember you and your cool Big Lebowski av back on .org, good to see you here!.

[Bruce]

Thanks for the welcome (back), guys.

[phi]

Oh, OK, just saw this...

Welcome ByrcheWroot! I remember you :smile:

[Bruce]

Thanks. And good morning.

[phi]

Er, it's evening here, but thanks for the well wishing.

Good morning to you. :sun:

[Bruce]

My bad. Sometimes I forget who's on the other side of the planet and who isn't.

[phi]

No worries ;)

[jazz]

is it sunday there yet, phi?

[bdf]

Jesus, day late and a dollar short, story of my life....

'sup, Byrche? :rock:

[Bruce]

Jesus, day late and a dollar short, story of my life....

'sup, Byrche? :rock:


Heya. :shake:

[bdf]

Howdy. :bump:

[phi]

is it sunday there yet, phi?

Whoopsies, sorry jazz, just saw this :ninja:

At the time of your question, it was Friday 11:31 PM. Porqué?

[Bruce]

plan on sticking around?

Not sure now. I have accepted a moderating position on the Ashlee Simpson boards.






































:nelson:

[bdf]

:sheep:

[Bruce]

I don't think enough people said hello. So we're going to try this again.

[KenKill75]

Hello to who?

[Bruce]

Exactly. :gtfo:

[KenKill75]

:imslow: :bye: :ontome2:

[Keith Moon]

- After looking through all of the posts, I noticed that I didn't say hello/welcome... :sorry:



@~*~*~-- + Welcum + --~*~*~@

[KenKill75]

I never said hello. Must be cause he's a dick.

[Bruce]

Fuck y'all.






































:grouphug:

[KenKill75]

I love ByrcheWroot. :heart:

[Keith Moon]

- I :heart: Jason lots more than you.

[KenKill75]

Bullcrap. I went and met him. You didnt!

[Bruce]

:MAGO3:

[KenKill75]

Welcome, ByrcheWroot! :shake:

[Bruce]

You feeling okay?


Are you constipated?

[KenKill75]

No, I took a massive crap at about 6pm. Thanks for asking.

[jazz]

i took one after updating the news...right around that same time. :five:

[Bruce]

Asking for more greetings does not mean from the same person. But I appreciate the sentiment, Kenneth.

[Ryan]

welco.....


no, i just can't do it.

[breastnorton]

sup dude

i don't remember you from dot org, sorry

[Bruce]

I really don't like you people at all. :shame:

[Heath]

I really don't like you people at all. :shame:
:crying:

I thought we had something special.

[Bruce]

So did I. It is obvious no one cares.

[Bruce]

:bye:

[jazz]

i care. welcome, jason.

:hi:

[greg]

byrche, i just graced your thread with my 4000th post

:imgay:

[phi]

:lol:


:byrche:

[Bruce]

Hi, phi! :wave:

[phi]

Hullo Byrche! :hi2:

How goes it? Doing well I hope?

[Bruce]

Been under the weather. :nanasad:

I got one of those half-ass colds/flu that lingers around for days. As oppossed to the kind that just goes full blown for a day or two then disappears.

[phi]

Gawd that kind sucks ass. :frown:

Hope you feel better soon...

:kleenex: :coffee: :hug3:

[Bruce]

:MAGO:

[jazz]

Been under the weather. :nanasad:

I got one of those half-ass colds/flu that lingers around for days. As oppossed to the kind that just goes full blown for a day or two then disappears.
no wonder you've been so snippy lately.
















































































*i love that word :heehee:

[Bruce]

:lurk:

Yes, I have returned.

Yes, I have put on my Flak jacket. Yes, you all can fire away. At will.

Yes, if you have any questions I will answer them honestly.

Yes, I acted irrationally and hastily.

No, I have no hard feelings or grudges against anyone.

No, you do not have to worry about my "sensitive ears." I expect no one to be concerned with my feelings. I'm cool. Say what you want. Do what you want. I will not cry about it. Seriously.

And, anyone who wishes me not to socialize or associate with them is free to tell me so. Be it in pm or here.

And, to conclude, I apologize. To everyone.

:byrche:

[MojoFearsSatan]

aww, look, they even kept your smiley warm for you :p

[Joga]

:byrche: :jerk2: :bat: :agape:

[Bruce]

Actually, I had to pay Danny to get that back.

[EtchedInCold]

:woo:
I missed it the first time... but i'm not real keen on seeing round 2. Glad you're back.

[Bruce]

No Round 2.

I lost. By KO.

[EtchedInCold]

By Kick Off?

[Bruce]

:sarcasm:

Knock out. lol

And thanks for the welcome.

[EtchedInCold]

oh. i do suppose that makes more sense.

and no prob.

[bleuMadonna]

ByrchWroot! Welcome back!! :hug2:

[Bruce]

ByrchWroot! Welcome back!! :hug2:


Thank you.

:byrche: :jerk2: :bat: :agape:

:hide:

[Tzarina]

ByrchWroot! Welcome back!! :hug2:
:that:

:grouphug:

[Bruce]

Thanks.

[Tzarina]

we misssssed you! :hug2:


PS... Oh. my. god... what a bunch of fucking drama queens we are... :roflmao:

[Keith Moon]

- :nanner22:

[Bruce]

Gregory. :wave:

[Keith Moon]

- Welcome back. :MAGO4:

[Bruce]

Thank you, sir.

[jazz]

it's flattering that my board has got you by the balls, byrche. :blink:

welcome back, my prodigal son. :hug:

hey, how many women did you nail?:secret: :insecure:

[Bruce]

it's flattering that my board has got you by the balls, byrche. :blink:

welcome back, my prodigal son. :hug:

hey, how many women did you nail?:secret: :insecure:


:bow2:

Not enough.At the moment, there's only one I'm concerned about.:secret:

[jazz]

i only asked about the women because i always liked thinking that the prodigal son banged a bunch of chicks and enjoyed himself before he pussied out and went back to his pa.

[Bruce]

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I fucked all kinds of hos. Was a regular at the free-clinic there for a while. I'll was just being modest.

[Yates]

welcome back :up:

[Bruce]

:wave:

[Trizzak]

wait wait wait, before we get all lovey dovey and such, I have to ask one thing.




Has anyone seen my pants?

[Bruce]

Shit. I've been meaning to return those. that was one of the reasons I returned. Don't worry about the stain. It should come right out.

[jazz]

we could always have MAGO lap it up. :lick:

[Trizzak]

PANTS STEALER!

and pants returner

[KenKill75]

Welcome back, Byrchey. Come here, ya big lug. :hug:

[EtchedInCold]

Sometimes, it just feels better to give in.

[jazz]

Welcome back, Byrchey. Come here, ya big lug.
aww.

[EtchedInCold]

Lets just hope he doesn't notice the New Crew...

[KenKill75]

:eek2:

[jazz]

yeah, but MAGO won't mind getting dropped.

you could drive a spear through him and he'll forgive ya.

:MAGO:

[KenKill75]

I drove my cock through him last week and he was fine with it. :what:

[jazz]

tighter than a snare drum, right?

:five:

[KenKill75]

No, looser than a gangsta rappers jeans.

[EtchedInCold]

Bitch got an ass like a coconut?

[Pudie]

Bitch got an ass like a coconut?
Hairy?

[jazz]

very.

[EtchedInCold]

Hairy?
http://myspace-305.vo.llnwd.net/00572/50/36/572806305_l.jpg
used to be.

[Ryan]

i just had sex with a 12 year old nigger.

[breastnorton]

pics plz

[Ryan]

:captno:

[breastnorton]

i just had sex with chick number 2 in my sig

she's a filthy polack and she's only 14!

it was pretty fun though

[Ellen Degenerate]

hey byrchey welcome back :hug:
its me, jas, i've had a change of name :nod:

[Bruce]

i just had sex with a 12 year old nigger.

Why? When you always gave the best reach-arounds. :nanasad:

[Bruce]

hey byrchey welcome back :hug:
its me, jas, i've had a change of name :nod:


So I noticed. :blink:

And thanks everyone, even Ryan.

[jazz]

tell me one thing, byrche...

seriously, what did you miss? and please don't tell me ryan's myspace pics.

[Ryan]

:brows:

[jazz]

know

[Bruce]

tell me one thing, byrche...

seriously, what did you miss? and please don't tell me ryan's myspace pics.


Just everything I suppose. I missed laughing my ass off at all these stupid little letters and words on my screen. I don't think I've had as much fun at any other site.

/shrug

I've been pretty much "over it" for some time. I've just been busy as fuck here at work lately. And I find myself pre-occupied with my girl. And I figured about everyone hated me. :nanasad:

And, yes. I miss Ryan's diverse photography. And no, I don't have you blocked anymore. It was a bad day and I was pissed. It's done. :yay:

[KenKill75]

Everyone hates me, but I stay anyway. :shrug2:

[Bruce]

:console:

[KenKill75]

You messed up my hair. :teehee:

[Ellen Degenerate]

what hair?


*runs*

[KenKill75]

The small amount on the top of my skull. :lookup:

[Ellen Degenerate]

but surely there is not enough to be messed up.


mine on the other hand....

[Stoner Si]

woo-hoo! welcome back bud.....

[Bruce]

OI!

Heya, Si. Thanks.

[KenKill75]

but surely there is not enough to be messed up.


mine on the other hand....

There's enough to get messed up. Mind your manners, young lady.

[Ellen Degenerate]

okay then. if you say so, sir.

[KenKill75]

I dont like your tone.

[Ellen Degenerate]

What tone would you have me type in, my lord?

[KenKill75]

A non patronizing tone.

[Ellen Degenerate]

I'll only speak in such a way if you yourself don't patronise me with the "young lady" stuff.


(even if it is kind of true)

[KenKill75]

Mine isnt patronizing, its condescending.

[Ellen Degenerate]

oh


I am drawing pictures of michael jackson

[KenKill75]

Thats unhealthy

[Stoner Si]

OI!

Heya, Si. Thanks.


its not OI! its OI OI!....... gonna c one of the best OI OI punk bands this eve hopefully..... a nice little band called meanie, oh and dirty sanchez r supporting...... not that im expectin any1 to ave heard of em.. they b local 2 me...... but anyways OI OI!

[Ellen Degenerate]

Thats unhealthy
it actually is.

i drew one of ellen too.

[Bruce]

My bad.

[Stoner Si]

:lol:

[Bruce]

I must admit. I'm somewhat disappointed in everyone. I really thought more people would give me shit. Being that Ryan is the closest, he gets the :star: for the day.

:yay:

[Stoner Si]

I must admit. I'm somewhat disappointed in everyone. I really thought more people would give me shit. Being that Ryan is the closest, he gets the :star: for the day.

:yay:


im dissapointed in how little faith u have in us.....




































or mayb we r tryin to lull u in2 a false sense of security.......

ooops.... did i let out the secret.....

[Bruce]

:ohnoes:

[KenKill75]

What would we give you shit for? Leaving? Its a semi-free country. I was disappointed that you left, but ultimately you are entitled to make that decision. Yes, I think most of us felt you were being perhaps a little hyper sensitive, but I, for one, after the months that have passed, wouldnt feel the need to harp on it at this point.

[Stoner Si]

seconded

[Bruce]

:grouphug:

[Tzarina]

My lord you boys on this board ARE gay... :lol:

[Bruce]

Like a Flintstone.

[Tzarina]

http://www.retrocrush.com/archive/flint/toons.html


:lmao:

[Bruce]

:bat:

How dare he dissect my beloved Flintstones.

[KenKill75]

Cartoons are corruptive

[Bruce]

Shut up.

/hands Kenneth a Scooby Snack

[KenKill75]

:imslow:

[Tzarina]

:bat:

How dare he dissect my beloved Flintstones.
:haha: I think it's funny that half the pictures they posted DO look homosexual...

[Bruce]

Wow.

You like, suck.

Next thing, you'll be dissin' on the Thundercats.

[Tzarina]

http://www.regnodelleanime.com/Videosigle/sigla_thundercats.jpg

Oh the straightness...NOT :laughing:

[Bruce]

You're clearly the meanest person here.

:star: :star:

Two gold stars for you.

[EtchedInCold]

If you're looking for a harping, I'll need 2 things to happen.

A) fill me in on what happened in excrutiating detail, and provide various conversations is direct quotes for me to study and use as ammo.

and

B) put this on.
http://www.greatgiftsandtoys.com/ProductImages/kids_halloween_costume/boys_costume/yu-gi-oh.jpg

[Bruce]

I'll do 'B'. Since I already have one of those in the closet.

But 'A'. An exercise in futility.

[KenKill75]

Futility rocks

[Tzarina]

B) put this on.
http://www.greatgiftsandtoys.com/ProductImages/kids_halloween_costume/boys_costume/yu-gi-oh.jpg
:pics: plzthnku

You're clearly the meanest person here.

:star: :star:

Two gold stars for you.
only two? :crying:

[Bruce]

Yes. Only two. Your attack was indirect.

[Tzarina]

:pout:

PS...you're a fag!

[Bruce]

That's a little better. But, irrelevant.

[Tzarina]

chode sucker...

[Bruce]

I'm almost feeling it. A little more conviction. A little more passion.

[Trizzak]

*sigh* fine.

you're a nigger

[Bruce]

Sweet.


:star: :star: :star:

[Tzarina]

:pout:

...fucking wetback...

[Bruce]

Now you're just riding the bandwagon...









:hug2:

[Tzarina]

actually that wasn't directed at you, it was at all this conco de mayo shit I can hear and see from in here...

[Bruce]

Leesha on a steek.

[Tzarina]

I love Jeff Dunham... :laughing:

[jazz]

http://www.greatgiftsandtoys.com/ProductImages/kids_halloween_costume/boys_costume/yu-gi-oh.jpg
:lmao:

[Bruce]

:lurk:


Here, guesty, guesty, guesty. :bat:

[Pun'KinG']

:hiboysth: Hello, Regulars.

[Bruce]

Hey, irregular.

[Pun'KinG']

http://www.irregularnews.com/heycivilianpost.jpg

[Bruce]

Haliburton?

[Pun'KinG']

Halleburton?

:nod:

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/specials/beauties06/mstbeautwomen/halle_berry.jpghttp://www.venezia.net/venice-italy/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/tim-burton1.jpg

[Bruce]

http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1093outcome5.jpg

[Pun'KinG']

:nana3:

[Bruce]

:nanner22:

[Bruce]

Hey, guest. Get the fuck out of my thread, cabbage-eater. :byrche:

[Ryan]

I'd write more at the moment, but it's like 3 in the morning and the coffee isn't working as well.

How about now?

[Bruce]

I'm not feeling particularly sentimental at the moment. :shrug:

[Ryan]

I'm not feeling particularly sentimental at the moment.


:smack:

[Bruce]

:grouphug:

I still smell cabbage.

[Ryan]

:yay:

[Bruce]

Exactly a year since my last post. Figured it was time to return after my last vacation. Sorry, Ken. You're still a dick.

[KenKill75]

You wouldn't have me any other way.

[Bruce]

I'd have you many ways. :wink:

[KenKill75]

I had no idea you felt that way. :blush: