For all of you fuckers that post from work

[The Judas Cow]

Here's what I did at work today, smoked 4 bowls, drove around on a golf cart in 70 degree weather with a cool breeze on a golf course in the mountains, all while listening to music on my headphones. We were just moving sand, but we had a tractor to load it and golf carts with dumping beds to dump it, no shoveling or anything just driving around in the sun.

I listened to 3 RHCP albums (BSSM, Calif, BTW) and QOTSA Songs for the Deaf begining to end.

I got tanned, faded, rocked and paid all at the same time.


EDIT: This will be my daily routine for the next two weeks by the way.

[jazz]

enjoy while it lasts?

[iha]

i bet all days aren't going to be that easy for you


that's nice though

[The Judas Cow]

Meh, it's either ridding a mower or a golf cart, same basic job.

Worst job I have is walking behind a mower that pulls itself.

[Keith Moon]

- Did you get a farmers tan?

[jazz]

at least it's an active job. i hate sitting in a cubicle all fucking day.

[The Judas Cow]

- Did you get a farmers tan?

lil bit.

[The Judas Cow]

at least it's an active job. i hate sitting in a cubicle all fucking day.

I'd hate that. No fucking way.

[Keith Moon]

lil bit.


- ...nice. :up:

[iha]

at least it's an active job. i hate sitting in a cubicle all fucking day.
That's why I got out of CIS major.

[Keith Moon]

- I get to sit in a circulicle.

[jazz]

- I get to sit in a circulicle.

is that a cubicle with a toilet? :what:

[greg]

its a cubicle with the tip cut off :nanner9:

[Keith Moon]

is that a cubicle with a toilet? :what:


- Nope, just a round office. But that would be nice. :wookie: :noid: :biggrin: :saddam: :speric: :nanner5:

[jazz]

- Nope, just a round office. But that would be nice. :wookie: :noid: :biggrin: :saddam: :speric: :nanner5:

i'd rather have a cubicle with a hot chick living under the desk. :bj:

[EtchedInCold]

i use the AIM on my phone while at work... that's the closest i get to surfing there

[lateraenimate]

Where at in the mountains, Judas?

[Keith Moon]

i'd rather have a cubicle with a hot chick living under the desk. :bj:



- That or pull a George Costanza...with the bed under the desk. :jig:

[The Judas Cow]

Where at in the mountains, Judas?

Fossil Trace Golf Course, Golden CO

[Keith Moon]

Fossil Trace Golf Course, Golden CO


- ...sounds made up. :hmm:




- :jk:

[EtchedInCold]

:hmm::hmmm:

[jazz]

http://www.google.com/local?hl=en&lr=&q=fossil+trace+golf+course&near=Golden,+CO&sa=X&oi=locald&radius=0.0&latlng=39755556,-105220556,6823397816143485278

[EtchedInCold]

jazz, what're you doing saturday at 9 in the morning? wanna golf?

[jazz]

let's go, bro. :spark:

[Keith Moon]

- Hey Rob aka Jester, what'd you shoot yesterday?

[lateraenimate]

Aaahhh... Golden... A friend of mine lives right up the road in Evergreen. Speaking of, maybe I should pop down there this weekend and say what up to that lanky fuck and go get a game of free golf from Mr. Cow at Fossil Trace... that would be neat-o.

[EtchedInCold]

an 83.

why am i Jester, though

[jazz]

Aaahhh... Golden... A friend of mine lives right up the road in Evergreen. Speaking of, maybe I should pop down there this weekend and say what up to that lanky fuck and go get a game of free golf from Mr. Cow at Fossil Tree... that would be neat-o.

mooch off his stash. then make up some lame excuse and go eat something. :bart:

[Keith Moon]

an 83.

why am i Jester, though


- Sorry, it's from a 3 Stooges episode... :nono:

[EtchedInCold]

oh. :frown:
i thought i had a nickname.

[lateraenimate]

mooch off his stash. then make up some lame excuse and go eat something. :bart:

That works... I'll have to do that... make his goofy ass drive me around in his golf cart and get me all faded whilst I make an ass out of myself trying to play a game I've never attempted.

[jazz]

That works... I'll have to do that... make his goofy ass drive me around in his golf cart and get me all faded whilst I make an ass out of myself trying to play a game I've never attempted.

do this too: :spooge: and take :pics:

[The Judas Cow]

Aaahhh... Golden... A friend of mine lives right up the road in Evergreen. Speaking of, maybe I should pop down there this weekend and say what up to that lanky fuck and go get a game of free golf from Mr. Cow at Fossil Tree... that would be neat-o.

I don't golf, can't stand the pants.

EDIT: You can still come visit, I will do the German dance for you, it's fun and gay and tra-la-la

[EtchedInCold]

naked golf...

or sweatpants golf?...

[jazz]

or play tackle golf. you could play grabass and laugh and shit.

:lmao:

[jazz]

or play tackle golf. you could play grabass and laugh and shit.

:lmao:

i already hooked ken and mago up.

:rolling:

[EtchedInCold]

:roflmao:

[lateraenimate]

or play tackle golf. you could play grabass and laugh and shit.

:lmao:

How about when he grabs ass, I shit and laugh?

[jazz]

then you've got a nice little teacup party. :bday:

[jazz]

:roflmao:

i kill myself.

(:suicide:)

[EtchedInCold]

literally, it seems...

[bleuMadonna]

Glad you had such a fun work day, Judas...:up:

[Tzarina]

what's a job? :haha:

[jazz]

what's a job? :haha:

suffer.

:hide:

[Tzarina]

I do suffer, but in different ways...

:temple:

[dionysusolympus]

oh. :frown:
i thought i had a nickname.

you don't want to know what your nickname is... :nelson:

[EtchedInCold]

OOOOooOOOOOOOooOOoooooHHHHH TELL ME!!!!

[Ryan]

slut

[EtchedInCold]

that's it? i could have so much better...

[Ryan]

super-slut?

[EtchedInCold]

i'm not even a slut!

[Ryan]

fine

kitten

[EtchedInCold]

i don't know if i'm down with that. i'll try it out for a while.

[Ryan]

super-slut-kitten

that's my final offer


we can call you SSK for short :cat:

[EtchedInCold]

deal. and that smiley is to imply me?

[Ryan]

ya

[EtchedInCold]

:cat:
YAY! I LOVE IT!

[Ryan]

:cat:


:fish:

[EtchedInCold]

who's the fish?

[jaketucker]

OK, you want to talk about what you do at work...well, here is my AVERAGE day.

smoke....play my PSP.... smoke..... PSP..... deal w/ guests....Repeat

:homer: