Worst Movie News in the History

[iha]

Yep, here it is.. right here.

http://www.timeout.com/film/news/334.html

[Mufumonk]

This man has to be stopped. :ak:

[phi]

What
the
fuck.

[Parabola7001]

hey P Diddy...
http://www.encircling.us/gallery/albums/humorous/aspirin.jpg

[iha]

hey P Diddy...
http://www.encircling.us/gallery/albums/humorous/aspirin.jpg
lol that's so stupid it's funny. :shrug2:

[Parabola7001]

lol that's so stupid it's funny. :shrug2:
thank you my friend

[Trizzak]

Wasn't Don Cheadle in Ocean's 11? I don't think he was "running around in 'do-rags and low riders."

[Darken Elise]

P Bibby or whatever the fuck his name is is so hyped up on his own meglomania it's actually scary. I can't stand him. He can't relate to it? What the hell is that? Sounds pretty freakin' rascist to me. Jeez... maybe we need Barbershop with an all White cast, or Star Wars with an all Asian cast... you know, in case any of those people could not relate to it. I know we need to refilm Jaws with Mongolians, and The Matrix with small people. FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!

And anyone who refers to themselves as an icon is a jackass.

[KenKill75]

Do you hear that swishing sound? Thats the sound of the world being flushed down the toilet. :shame:

[jazz]

Do you hear that swishing sound? Thats the sound of the world being flushed down the toilet. :shame:

the world was flushed down the toilet ages ago, we're just a turd that won't go away.

[KenKill75]

True...so they just keep pulling the handle and flushing again, so that sound is the sound of another pull of the handle... :shit:

[Darken Elise]

And then morons like the staff at MTV escalate assholes and no talent hacks like Bif Daddy and Ashlee Simpson to the status of gods. The station needs to burn.

[jazz]

ashlee simpsons needs to be skinned alive and dunked in a vat of rubbing alcohol.

and that's just for starters. :what:

[Darken Elise]

No, she doesn't Jazz. Her father, the execs at MTV who promote her, the ABC execs who put her on the Orange Bowl, THEY all need that treatment. Her dad needs it twice actually. She just needs to be smacked in the back of the head and reminded her sister has the only talent and looks in the family, get used to it.

[KenKill75]

I say lets just kill everyone :eric2:

[Pudie]

Wasn't Don Cheadle in Ocean's 11? I don't think he was "running around in 'do-rags and low riders."
And Bernie Mac.

As far as I'm concerned Oceans 11 played the race card pretty well. They even had a jew.

[Darken Elise]

Um... yeah... that's great Ken. You panzy! [runs back to the WHAT'S NEXT thread]

PS: :nanner9:

[iha]

P Bibby or whatever the fuck his name is is so hyped up on his own meglomania it's actually scary. I can't stand him. He can't relate to it? What the hell is that? Sounds pretty freakin' rascist to me. Jeez... maybe we need Barbershop with an all White cast, or Star Wars with an all Asian cast... you know, in case any of those people could not relate to it. I know we need to refilm Jaws with Mongolians, and The Matrix with small people. FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!

And anyone who refers to themselves as an icon is a jackass.

:agree:

[lateraenimate]

I just have to say...

What a fucking tool.

[KenKill75]

A bunch of black guys committing a crime? So this would be more of a documentary then, right? :what:

[iha]

A bunch of black guys committing a crime? So this would be more of a documentary then, right? :what:
:owned:

[Keith Moon]

I say lets just kill everyone :eric2:


- :haha:

[Tzarina]

Yep, here it is.. right here.

http://www.timeout.com/film/news/334.html

:roflmao:


Seriously, I am laughing too hard to think of anything to say...

[jazz]

No, she doesn't Jazz. Her father, the execs at MTV who promote her, the ABC execs who put her on the Orange Bowl, THEY all need that treatment. Her dad needs it twice actually. She just needs to be smacked in the back of the head and reminded her sister has the only talent and looks in the family, get used to it.

i know i wasn't being specific to everyone who surrounds her, but when i say skin and dunk in a vat of rubbing alcohol, i meant EVERYONE who's responsible for her being in the spotlight, including her fans. :what:

[PatrickBateman]

No, she doesn't Jazz. Her father, the execs at MTV who promote her, the ABC execs who put her on the Orange Bowl, THEY all need that treatment. Her dad needs it twice actually. She just needs to be smacked in the back of the head and reminded her sister has the only talent and looks in the family, get used to it.


It's really the fault of the people who buy that shit. If noone bought it, it would go away.

[jazz]

It's really the fault of the people who buy that shit. If noone bought it, it would go away.

i know i wasn't being specific to everyone who surrounds her, but when i say skin and dunk in a vat of rubbing alcohol, i meant EVERYONE who's responsible for her being in the spotlight, including her fans. :what:

:nanner:

[Tzarina]

Is it just me, or does anyone else noticed that the simpson father seems like he should be gay, but won't admit it?
:gaytard:

[jazz]

Is it just me, or does anyone else noticed that the simpson father seems like he should be gay, but won't admit it?
:gaytard:

i'm not so sure about him being gay, but for someone so infatuated with christianity, he sure has no problem whoring out his daughters for the 'almighty' $$$.

[Mufumonk]

ashlee simpsons needs to be skinned alive and dunked in a vat of rubbing alcohol.

and that's just for starters. :what:


It hit it......again.

[Agent]

P Bibby or whatever the fuck his name is is so hyped up on his own meglomania it's actually scary. I can't stand him. He can't relate to it? What the hell is that? Sounds pretty freakin' rascist to me. Jeez... maybe we need Barbershop with an all White cast, or Star Wars with an all Asian cast... you know, in case any of those people could not relate to it. I know we need to refilm Jaws with Mongolians, and The Matrix with small people. FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!

And anyone who refers to themselves as an icon is a jackass.
the matrix with small people would be pretty cool, then maybe the movie wouldn't suck ass as much as it did.

[Darken Elise]

the matrix with small people would be pretty cool, then maybe the movie wouldn't suck ass as much as it did.

The Matrix sucked ass? What are you on?

[Tzarina]

This seems like a good thread to mention that I saw a preview or something for a new Dukes of Hazard... now as if it wasn't bas enough to begin with, J. simpson is playing Daisy?

Ack, none of this makes any sense to me, too many remakes... House of Wax? With Paris Hilton? Seriously, wtf?
When are they going to redo those 70s Blackula movies as well :ontome:

[KenKill75]

Paris Hilton...Pffft...Idiot, no talent bitch. I dont even think she's hot.

[Darken Elise]

Paris is just skanky. Such a shame, coming from a background of such opportunity and she acts like such a flake/slut/twit.

[jazz]

paris is skanky, but i'd nail her just to say that i did.

[KenKill75]

Id nail anything just to say that I did, so thats not saying much :wired:

[Darken Elise]

:pepper::pepper::pepper::pepper:

[jazz]

Id nail anything just to say that I did, so thats not saying much :wired:

that's the cross we men are forced to carry.

[KenKill75]

Yes, the burden of testosterone. Women just dont understand the strain it puts on us. My rule of thumb has become this: If I can look at it without wanting to puke, then id most likely hit it.

[jazz]

i only have three requirements:

1.) decent enough body
2.) breathing
3.) steady heartrate

:what:

[KenKill75]

i only have three requirements:

1.) decent enough body
2.) breathing
3.) steady heartrate

:what:

Mine is a little different. Face is more important than body to me, and breathing and heartrate are optional :eek2:

[jazz]

Mine is a little different. Face is more important than body to me, and breathing and heartrate are optional :eek2:

well, if the face is 'eh' there's always the cover of darkness.

[KenKill75]

When I was in L.A. in November and we were at Six Flags, we were on this ridiculously long line. Instead of looking for hot girls, we started looking for the ugliest chick that we would still bang. It was fuckin funny. We'd be like "over there, would you hit that?" and id be like, "yeah, I could do it", and my friend would be like, "I dunno, id try, but im not sure if I can". :lol:

[jazz]

i do that all the time with my friends. lol.

and yes, tza, men are :piggy:s. :wink2:

[iha]

i think this has gotten off topic :whistle:

[EtchedInCold]

i do that all the time with my friends. lol.

and yes, tza, men are :piggy:s. :wink2:
i do it everytime i work...

[Agent]

The Matrix sucked ass? What are you on?
nothing, it just sucks. 1 2 and 3 all suck ass. keanu needs to stick with little league baseball, bombs on buses and ex presidents robbing banks.


and i finally clicked on that link and i all i saw was news about niggars wanting to make a remake of oceans 11, i 'd see it. hell i saw virtuosity and that had denzel in it. this movie can't be as bad virtuousity. you silly bitches need to stop babbling about this news.

[Tzarina]

i do that all the time with my friends. lol.

and yes, tza, men are :piggy:s. :wink2:
:shame:

Dude named Keith that was on the Hockey team at Ohio State, we'd all be at the bars after a game, and he had 'policies'...
if he hadn't picked up a chick, or at least established an opprotunity by midnight, his standards would drop a certain amount...
Same at half hour increments... if fact Keith would readily admit that at 2:30am as the bars were closing, if he had found no decent girl, he'd pick up a girl, ANY girl, and just tell her he liked to be blindfolded...
True Story...

I grew up in the locker rooms with the boys... I've LITERALLY heard it all... every nasty detail of what pigs you all truly are... :shame:

[EtchedInCold]

okay, but now can we focus on how huge of raging bitches you all truly are? fair's fair.

[KenKill75]

yeah, and women are all a bunch of angels, pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase, give me a break. :no:

[Tzarina]

okay, but now can we focus on how huge of raging bitches you all truly are? fair's fair.
I happen to NOT BE a raging bitch, the same as not every man behaves like a dog... :eric2:

And I am an :angel: ask anyone who knows me well :laugh:


On a side note... The simpsons and hiltons shouldn't even be able to appear in movies... if you suck, you should just go away... I mean it is sad when someone is less talented than that Pamela Anderson person... :eric2:

[Keith Moon]

:shame:

Dude named Keith that was on the Hockey team at Ohio State, we'd all be at the bars after a game, and he had 'policies'...
if he hadn't picked up a chick, or at least established an opprotunity by midnight, his standards would drop a certain amount...
Same at half hour increments... if fact Keith would readily admit that at 2:30am as the bars were closing, if he had found no decent girl, he'd pick up a girl, ANY girl, and just tell her he liked to be blindfolded...
True Story...

I grew up in the locker rooms with the boys... I've LITERALLY heard it all... every nasty detail of what pigs you all truly are... :shame:


- Those were good times... :dance: :frog: :cookie:

[Darken Elise]

I grew up in the locker rooms with the boys... I've LITERALLY heard it all... every nasty detail of what pigs you all truly are... :shame:

So... what exactly were you doing in the locker room with all the boys? :nanner6:

[Pudie]

hahaha that dancing nanner is great.

[Tzarina]

So... what exactly were you doing in the locker room with all the boys? :nanner6:
I played male sports... so I was sitting there listening... to every word :wink: Thought I'd take advantage of the situation... :whistle:
I learned alot too :nod:
Course, then I was klinda scared to date :hmm:

I also grew up in garages watching guys working on race cars... I know too much sometimes when it comes to men :cry:

[KenKill75]

:jerk:

[Darken Elise]

:nanner9: You know all of our secrets?!!? Even the handshakes? Dammit!

[KenKill75]

She's a heard a bunch of silly conversations and she thinks she knows men. :nono:

[iha]

I played male sports... so I was sitting there listening... to every word :wink: Thought I'd take advantage of the situation... :whistle:
I learned alot too :nod:
Course, then I was klinda scared to date :hmm:

I also grew up in garages watching guys working on race cars... I know too much sometimes when it comes to men :cry:
they let you share a locker room w/ guys? :jaw:

[jazz]

I grew up in the locker rooms with the boys... I've LITERALLY heard it all... every nasty detail of what pigs you all truly are... :shame:

yeah, yeah, yeah, bullshit. you women are just as bad, if not worse than we are. you guys just hide it better...like your farting/shitting habits.

[Hailo]

:lmao: haha

[jazz]

hahaha that dancing nanner is great.

i upgraded to the crack version. :nanner6:

[B]

that nanner gives me a chub.

[bleuMadonna]

I can't stand P. Diddy. He was on Letterman ( I think) the other night and he was so obnoxious. He wouldn't let Dave get a word in edge-wise. I wish I had been in the audience. I would have wanted to wave a big :stfu: sign at him.

[dirty clown]

What a dickhead. They just remade the Honeymooners with an all black cast.

"Can't relate to it.." Give me a break. He's just saying that because all the racist little street thugs will look at him and agree "Yeah, successful suburbanite white people suck."

And a heist movie with all black cast? I'm sure that's been done before somewhere...

[Darken Elise]

And a heist movie with all black cast? I'm sure that's been done before somewhere...

Yeah, I think I saw it on Cops.

[MAGO]

isn't popatitty already in a remake of Carlito's Way??...that right there is enough...he needs to put away in the same cell they have Noriega in..

[Pudie]

I have found worse news then this. Apparently some jackass thought it was a good idea to make a sequel to Garfield. SO THEY ARE!!!!

WTF!?!?!

[KenKill75]

It pisses me off that if someone said hey, lets make an all white movie, everyone would be up in arms calling them racist. But some piece of shit like him says lets make an all black movie and its perfectly acceptable. Fucking hypocrite, double standard bullshit. :ak:

[Darken Elise]

It pisses me off that if someone said hey, lets make an all white movie, everyone would be up in arms calling them racist. But some piece of shit like him says lets make an all black movie and its perfectly acceptable. Fucking hypocrite, double standard bullshit. :ak:

Don't get me started on this topic... Black Radio, Black Tv Stations, Black Magazines... :fro: :fro: :fro:

[MAGO]

well i can understand where popatitty is coming from...i'm still waiting for the first all spanish cast kung-fu movie :what:

[KenKill75]

Not to mention Affirmative Action, which basically says "we will combat racism against minorities by being racist against whites, thereby giving people jobs over people better qualified for those jobs".

[Pudie]

^ reminds me of the scene in American History X with the dad.

[bleuMadonna]

It pisses me off that if someone said hey, lets make an all white movie, everyone would be up in arms calling them racist. But some piece of shit like him says lets make an all black movie and its perfectly acceptable. Fucking hypocrite, double standard bullshit. :ak:
Yeah, they can't see the forest for the trees. They accuse white people of being exclusionary, but yet, where I work there is an organization only for black people. They are doing the very thing they accuse white people of. If white people were to make an all-white club, there would be hell to pay. I'm so fucking sick of the double standard. And not for nothing, but I didn't enslave any black people, so stop blaming every fucking white person that walks the earth. I will not deny that racism against black people exists, but lately, it's been going both ways.

[Darken Elise]

Pudie, I already miss your last avatar... Bring Back Alba!!! Though the new one is pretty damn funny.

[Darken Elise]

Yeah, they can't see the forest for the trees. They accuse white people of being exclusionary, but yet, where I work there is an organization only for black people. They are doing the very thing they accuse white people of. If white people were to make an all-white club, there would be hell to pay. I'm so fucking sick of the double standard. And not for nothing, but I didn't enslave any black people, so stop blaming every fucking white person that walks the earth. I will not deny that racism against black people exists, but lately, it's been going both ways.


An all white club is called a clan.

[KenKill75]

An all white club is called a clan.


An all black club is called prison :what:

[Pudie]

Pudie, I already miss your last avatar... Bring Back Alba!!! Though the new one is pretty damn funny.
Hehhe maybe later.

[Bruce]

So when does this come out? :sonic2:



:yawn:

[MAGO]

it comes out last month :up:

[Bruce]

Fuck. I missed it. :doh:

[MAGO]

no you haven't...it doesn't come out until last month, there's still time :captslap:

[Bruce]

What a relief. You've made my day, MAGO. May I call you MAGO? :blush:

[MAGO]

ok, but be gentle...

[Bruce]

I will. MAGO.




:bat:

[MAGO]

:shiner: ?

[Bruce]

After I apply the KY, yes. :muah:

[jazz]

i need to set prices first. :uhuh2:

[MAGO]

:nanner9: