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blakstarz
March 28th, 2005, 04:13 PM
"I'm not your fucking mommie!" - The Ring 2

Jesus Christ! The movie was mildly ok until this scene, and that totally killed the movie off. It ruined the movie's chances of ever being considered a memorable horror movie (the way the first American Ring movie will). I can see why almost every film critic who saw the movie says it sucked. As if it wasn't bad enough that every "suspensful" scene was fabricated to force jumping of the audience in the theatre (seriously, why does everyone think it's "scary" when Samara comes out of the TV... even after the 10th time you've seen it??), they had to throw this garbage at then end of the movie.

The line was just straight up fucken whack! For that line alone, this movie gets a 3 out 10...... :homer:

Oh yeah...another one: "I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time" Vin Disel (Fast and Furious).... :sad:

Hailo
March 28th, 2005, 04:38 PM
I so agree
everyone in the theatre laughed when she said that. funny shit

greg
March 28th, 2005, 04:44 PM
i am the law

/judge dredd

:down:

Pudie
March 28th, 2005, 04:58 PM
Ring 2 was sooooooo fucking bad. Wow.


worst line
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Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello.

Hell. Pretty much all of Jerry McGwire for that matter. Easily Cameron Crowes worst movie.

Mufumonk
March 28th, 2005, 05:00 PM
/Insert <any line from Sly, Auhnold or Van Damme>

Ex: Just about any line from Cobra, specifically........"You're the disease, and I'm the cure." or, "Hey dirtbag, you wasted that kid for nothing. Now I think it's time to waste you!"

Pudie
March 28th, 2005, 05:36 PM
best signature ever..whered you get it?

DeadOhioSky
March 28th, 2005, 07:43 PM
:homer:

dos
March 28th, 2005, 08:06 PM
"Everything's personal if you're a person"
/Fallen

mufu: nice sig, yo

jazz
March 28th, 2005, 08:53 PM
nice sig, but i already pm'ed him and told him it was too tall.

PatrickBateman
March 28th, 2005, 09:57 PM
www.scriptforthefastandthefurious.com

www.scriptfortwofastandtwofurious.com


But that is what makes them so good..........hahaha sit on it Fonzie

blakstarz
March 28th, 2005, 10:22 PM
Thought of another one:

"I'm the king of the world!" - Leonardo DiCaprio (Titanic)

"I'll be back." - The Governator...uhh...I mean Arnold.... :gaytard:

Pudie
March 28th, 2005, 11:26 PM
:spark:

Antoni30
November 30th, 2005, 03:02 PM
"Say hi to King Tut for me, asshole"-Kurt Russell's character.

from Stargate

Great movie, crappy line.

Bruce
November 30th, 2005, 03:08 PM
Keanu Reaves

KenKill75
November 30th, 2005, 03:10 PM
Keanu Reaves is not a line, and he doesnt write his own dialogue, so :jazzbyrc:

Agent
November 30th, 2005, 03:10 PM
i am the law

/judge dredd

:down:
word.

Keith Moon
November 30th, 2005, 03:13 PM
"I'm not your fucking mommie!" - The Ring 2

Jesus Christ! The movie was mildly ok until this scene, and that totally killed the movie off. It ruined the movie's chances of ever being considered a memorable horror movie (the way the first American Ring movie will). I can see why almost every film critic who saw the movie says it sucked. As if it wasn't bad enough that every "suspensful" scene was fabricated to force jumping of the audience in the theatre (seriously, why does everyone think it's "scary" when Samara comes out of the TV... even after the 10th time you've seen it??), they had to throw this garbage at then end of the movie.

The line was just straight up fucken whack! For that line alone, this movie gets a 3 out 10...... :homer:

Oh yeah...another one: "I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time" Vin Disel (Fast and Furious).... :sad:


- :hmmm:

Agent
November 30th, 2005, 03:14 PM
who in the their right mind would see the ring 10 times

KenKill75
November 30th, 2005, 03:15 PM
I think the idea of the movie is so stupid, I refuse to even see it once.

MAGO
December 1st, 2005, 10:32 AM
"eeewwwwwww"....

that was Paris Hilton's breakthrough line from her Oscar nominated performance in "1 night in Paris"...

jazz
December 1st, 2005, 10:40 AM
the ring had a few scares...

***SPOILERS

in the opening sequence...especially when they show how the dead girl looked.

towards the end, when she comes out the tv

SPOILERS***

but it was so cheesy in-between, i gave the dvd to my parents the next day.