So, we had this Christmas party at work...

[greg]

...and this is what I got:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/gmallen23/DSCN1160.jpg

Xmas pwnage

:shit:

[bdf]

:rotflmao:

You got the short end of the stick, dude.....

[chilifoot]

wow... your secret santa is a dipshit

[jazz]

wow... your secret santa is a dipshit
lol. you said it. that looks like a dollar store purchase to me.

[chilifoot]

when someone gives you something like that, it's like they're saying "here, you throw this away."

thanks to mitch hedburg on the joke.... give credit where credit's due and all that

[bdf]

That person definitely has NO clue about the Secret Santa thing, for real. :crazy:

[jazz]

^ or, re-wrap this and give it to a relative you loathe.

[bdf]

^ or, re-wrap this and give it to a relative you loathe.

There ya go. :sly:

[greg]

Sad part is, I think it was from my boss. I heard he's cheap as hell though.
Oh well, I'm rakin' in tha goods this weekend anyway.

[chilifoot]

stupid boss.... he have a daughter? if so... screw her.... failing that.... a dog would work

[bdf]

Oh well, I'm rakin' in tha goods this weekend anyway.

W00T! :cheers: :xmas:

[iha]

ha, that sucks. what are some of the stuff that other people got?

[bdf]

ha, that sucks. what are some of the stuff that other people got?

We didn't have a Secret Santa thingee at work this year. :xmas:

[greg]

ha, that sucks. what are some of the stuff that other people got?

It was sort of lame to begin with. You were supposed to bring a $5 gift. I ended up spending $10 on a swiss army knife. I know, its cheesy, but it was late and I couldn't think of anything else to get at Target. Other people got big tins of popcorn, maglites, cd cases, mugs, etc. Mine was, without a doubt, the worst one there.

[bdf]

It was sort of lame to begin with. You were supposed to bring a $5 gift. I ended up spending $10 on a swiss army knife. I know, its cheesy, but it was late and I couldn't think of anything else to get at Target. Other people got big tins of popcorn, maglites, cd cases, mugs, etc. Mine was, without a doubt, the worst one there.

I definitely would rather have had a popcorn tin over what you got, tits.

[Hailo]

What the hell

[kris46and2]

:haha:

[JTMoney]

is there someone here not doing christmas i say well i hope u have a nice week and it's cool with me if u don't :)

[adamfool]

:haha: thats such a wonderful present....

[JTMoney]

well that and candy

[paygee]

...and this is what I got:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/gmallen23/DSCN1160.jpg

Xmas pwnage

:shit:
that is the ugliest gift ever..

[greg]

that is the ugliest gift ever..

no shit

I almost went into work the next day brandishing a weapon

[paygee]

no shit

I almost went into work the next day brandishing a weapon
seriously you could just use that as a weapon

[Parabola7001]

that is the ugliest gift ever..
damn that is scary

[toolgemini]

yikes

[greg]

seriously you could just use that as a weapon
sounds like a plan :up:

[toolgemini]

sounds like a plan :up:
gouging eyes out

yippie

[paygee]

sounds like a plan :up:
awesome, take pics

[toolgemini]

awesome, take pics
*click* *click*

[JTMoney]

what if we all give to the poor that would be nice

[Ryan]

...and this is what I got:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/gmallen23/DSCN1160.jpg

Xmas pwnage

:shit:

that present sucks ass

:redx:

[EtchedInCold]

you get bored, do you?

[Ryan]

when you aren't around i just go completely insane

i bumped a thread from christmas, rob. this is terrifying

[EtchedInCold]

i'm scared for you...
and i'm sorry, i try to get on as much as possible.

[Ryan]

i appreciate that :frown:


listen to us :gaytard:

[EtchedInCold]

HEY! I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!
I AM NOT...

retarded...

[Ryan]

LAIR!!Ddwdk

:tard:

[greg]

:nanner9:

[EtchedInCold]

...and this is what I got:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/gmallen23/DSCN1160.jpg

Xmas pwnage

:shit:
so what was it?

[greg]

it was this cheap ass plastic figurine of a child praying in front of a cross. :gaytard:

[EtchedInCold]

and what was the final outcome of said gift?

[greg]

it suffered a major defacing before i threw it away.

[iha]

I HATE PEOPLE THAT BUMP OLD THREADS SO I GUESS I HATE YOU RYAN

[greg]

:lock:

[Ryan]

AHHHHAWdkjesfjhesjhrgjrh

:penis:

[Ryan]

I HATE PEOPLE THAT BUMP OLD THREADS SO I GUESS I HATE YOU RYAN


:iha: