Rescuers in Tyumen, central Russia, free a man from a rubbish chute he had jumped into to hide from his girlfriend.

An 83-year-old man becomes the oldest person in the UK to donate a kidney while still alive, the NHS Blood and Transplant service says.

A teenage girl who thought she was just lazy has overcome leukaemia after recognising her lethargic symptoms in a character in a Cameron Diaz film.

TOKYO (Reuters) – After Penguin Number 337 made a daring bid for freedom from a Tokyo aquarium and vanished into the waters of Tokyo Bay two months ago, many feared the worst for the adventurous feathered fugitive.

The Best Things in Life Are Free Everyone loves the word free. We love our freedoms, we love free speech, we mostly love free press, freedom of religion and free snacks. Everything is just more awesome when it's free.

A US Army Apache helicopter accidentally dropped an inactive missile over central Texas, forcing dozens of homes to be evacuated.

Topless dancers at the renowned Crazy Horse night club in Paris have gone on strike, saying they are not being paid enough to take the shirts off their backs.

A Nova Scotia man has been found guilty of manslaughter after he hit his fiance hard enough to kill her after she bit his penis.

AUSTIN, Texas (Reuters) – A man who tried to smuggle heroin into the United States concealed in his rectum was caught by U.S. officials – with the help of a drug-sniffer dog named Malone – as he walked across the border from Mexico.

Break Picture Gallery: May 16th, 2012 Edition Break Picture Gallery: May 16th, 2012 Edition! Arnold Schwarzenegger, Futurama, Polar Bears, and more!

14 People Caught Looking When you want to look at a nice looking lady, the name of the game is "discreetness." These people do not know that game. In fact, they're oblivious to the fact that people can see them. And it's hilarious.

The sex-and-booze scandal that embarrassed the U.S. Secret Service has reached Canada in light of allegations by an unnamed woman that she had an affair with disgraced former agent Arthur Huntington.

A Man In A Bear Suit Gets Into Trouble Listen, people. When driving while in your bear suit, don't do something stupid and get pulled over. It's not that hard. Also, don't try to attack the officer, even when you're not wearing the suit.

Flula Asks Celebrities For Help DJ Flula sat down with the cast of the Dictator to ask for advice in delivering jokes, auditioning for villains, and picking up ladies. Needless to say, it goes very well.

Tightrope Fail Over Pool Destroys Roof There's nothing that ruins a day more than destroying your house. Well, there are a few other things, but destroying your house ranks up there.

Guy Flies Off Motorcycle And Still Doesn't Crash We're not sure how this guy saved himself and his ride, but he kept his cool and didn't die. However, this seems like a Final Destination situation if you ask us…

Wheel of Fortune Super Fail This guy was so close to winning a new car, but just couldn't guess the final puzzle, even though IT WAS OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD.

PARIS (Reuters) – Topless dancers at the renowned Crazy Horse night club in Paris have gone on strike, saying they are not being paid enough to take the shirts off their backs.

SMU Women's Rowing Takes On Harvard Baseball Team The SMU Women's Rowing team responds to the <a href=http://brk.to/f7x3>Harvard Baseball Team</a> with it's own version of Call Me Maybe.

After eating 12 pieces of fried fish and then only being allowed eight more, this 350 lb man called police claiming that the local fish fry is guilty of false advertising. We here at Break think. . . WTF Really!? C'mon.

The Morning After Every guy will be able to relate to this clip, but can anyone figure out how they got the camera to go through a closed window?

Gas Station Fire Not sure that's how your suppose to use a fire extinguisher, but the fires out.

Sheep Attacks Unsuspecting Fisherman Apparently, this sheep doesn't like when people fish on his lake.

Siberian Husky Vs Box Funny how the dog just seems to give up all hope and figures he'll just have to live with a box on his head for the rest of his life.

Villagers in south-eastern Turkey sound the alarm after mistaking a migratory bird – a common European bee-eater – for an Israeli spy.