A teenage girl who thought she was just lazy has overcome leukaemia after recognising her lethargic symptoms in a character in a Cameron Diaz film.
TOKYO (Reuters) – After Penguin Number 337 made a daring bid for freedom from a Tokyo aquarium and vanished into the waters of Tokyo Bay two months ago, many feared the worst for the adventurous feathered fugitive.
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Everyone loves the word free. We love our freedoms, we love free speech, we mostly love free press, freedom of religion and free snacks. Everything is just more awesome when it's free. |
AUSTIN, Texas (Reuters) – A man who tried to smuggle heroin into the United States concealed in his rectum was caught by U.S. officials – with the help of a drug-sniffer dog named Malone – as he walked across the border from Mexico.
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Break Picture Gallery: May 16th, 2012 Edition! Arnold Schwarzenegger, Futurama, Polar Bears, and more! |
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When you want to look at a nice looking lady, the name of the game is "discreetness." These people do not know that game. In fact, they're oblivious to the fact that people can see them. And it's hilarious. |
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Listen, people. When driving while in your bear suit, don't do something stupid and get pulled over. It's not that hard. Also, don't try to attack the officer, even when you're not wearing the suit. |
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DJ Flula sat down with the cast of the Dictator to ask for advice in delivering jokes, auditioning for villains, and picking up ladies. Needless to say, it goes very well. |
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There's nothing that ruins a day more than destroying your house. Well, there are a few other things, but destroying your house ranks up there. |
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We're not sure how this guy saved himself and his ride, but he kept his cool and didn't die. However, this seems like a Final Destination situation if you ask us… |
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This guy was so close to winning a new car, but just couldn't guess the final puzzle, even though IT WAS OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD. |
PARIS (Reuters) – Topless dancers at the renowned Crazy Horse night club in Paris have gone on strike, saying they are not being paid enough to take the shirts off their backs.
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The SMU Women's Rowing team responds to the <a href=http://brk.to/f7x3>Harvard Baseball Team</a> with it's own version of Call Me Maybe. |
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After eating 12 pieces of fried fish and then only being allowed eight more, this 350 lb man called police claiming that the local fish fry is guilty of false advertising. We here at Break think. . . WTF Really!? C'mon. |
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Every guy will be able to relate to this clip, but can anyone figure out how they got the camera to go through a closed window? |
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Not sure that's how your suppose to use a fire extinguisher, but the fires out. |
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Apparently, this sheep doesn't like when people fish on his lake. |
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Funny how the dog just seems to give up all hope and figures he'll just have to live with a box on his head for the rest of his life. |
