Motorcycle Takes Out Female Fan This dude loses his bike and slides down the street as his bike takes out a female fan. You may question his methods, but she did end up giving him her number… for insurance purposes, but still…
Segway In A Carwash I always thought you had to be brainwashed in order to buy a segway, and now I have proof.
Double Mountain Bike Wipeout This dude watches his buddy roll full speed into a tree and then runs him over on his mountain bike.
Fishing Like A Boss This dude takes his kids on a fishing trip and shows them how to fish like a boss.
How To Avoid Getting Hit By A Train This is supposedly the easiest way to avoid getting hit by a train, but I think it's almost definitely fake… maybe.
Background Kid Wipes Out Sometimes becoming a star can happen just by being in the right place at the right time… with your spine turned concave from falling on a playground bar.
Lemur Rides The Tortoise Train A lemur takes a ride on a pair of tortoises because that's just how he rolls: slowly and with uncomfortable seating.
Cartoon Fails! This Summer your favorite cartoons are getting F'ed up on Break. Check out this sneak peek at our newest show.

Crazy Double Backflip Win This parkour kid doesn't seem to understand that impressing people with acrobatic skill isn't the point of freerunning. Yes, the double backflip is awesome, but where's the blood and/or tears?

PUNCTUATION obsessives alarmed, annoyed, and distraught by reports Oxford University had changed its comma rule.


Potato Gun Javelin Nut Shot This kid takes a jab to his speedbags from a javelin topped off with a boxing glove, fired from a potato gun. It's good that he had his friends there to help him through his vasectomy.

Corgi Puppy Farts On Adult Corgi's Face This puppy farts on an older dog's face, and now suddenly the student has become the master! Most advanced orators know this is most effective way to end any debate.

A report that Oxford University had changed its comma rule left some punctuation obsessives alarmed, annoyed, and distraught.


James Brown's Japanese Miso Soup Commercials James Brown selling Miso Soup? Japan: Making quality electronics, not sense, for half a century.

Dmitry Medvedev took his “Forward, Russia!” motto a bit too far, nearly ploughing his 4×4 into a crowd after apparently forgetting the handbrake.

An investigation has been launched after a man flew from New York to Los Angeles without a valid passport or ID and a boarding pass that belonged to someone else.

i’ll start off with gi joe:


i also liked snake eyes a lot, but he was a fucking mute and boring :yawn:

Is that a quarter kilo of coke in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

NEW YORK (Reuters) – Flights at John F. Kennedy International Airport were delayed shortly on Wednesday when about 150 diamondback terrapin turtles were spotted crossing a runway, authorities said.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – A California man who conned Chinese immigrants into joining his fake U.S. Army unit was sentenced on Wednesday to three years in prison after he pleaded guilty to counterfeiting and other charges.

A British woman gave birth to a baby boy only moments after she was told she was actually nine months pregnant — she had thought that her labour pains were menstrual cramps.

An Idaho woman says she’s been banned for life from not one, but all Walmart stores in the U.S., after an argument over coupons.

Basketball Dunk Faceplant Not only does this dude fail his dunk by at least 12 inches he also manages to faceplant into the pavement.

Tilt Table Car Fail Student racing team of the Formula SAE decide that the 67 degree limit on the tilt table was just not far enough to get a good look and end up flipping the driver on his head.

MOSCOW (Reuters) – Memo to Russian President Dmitry Medvedev: next time you plunge into a crowd, don’t forget to park your car first.