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That's just what the autobahn needs– some guys tweeting from their cell phones while lurching up and down the highway. |
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Actually, what cracked the grandfather up is that his grandson told him that, in Soviet Russia, hair cuts you. That joke had never made it to Russia. |
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Apparently, parkour has been a secret of Himalayan <a href="http://brk.to/mountaingoat">mountain goats</a> for decades. Their inability to upload videos of themselves getting injured is what kept it a secret. |
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These guys get so close to perfection before their pyramid collapses behind them. The sad part is that was supposed to be that town's Oktoberfest's main attraction. |
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Those dance moves were also the bulk of his campaign speech for class presidente, how he hypnotized his teacher into raising his grade, and why he can be confined by no pair of pants. |
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This kind of mascot work doesn't really pay well, but he's got plenty of room in his costume for people to stuff in dollar bills. |
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This dude performs all the classics you love without the words you don't really know! |
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If you're starting up a circus, please be aware that drunk, fat Russian guys are a poor alternative to trained bears. |
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With no protective shielding between the driver and the explosion he still manages to walk away completely unharmed. |
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I was already to watch a 30 person synchronized faceplant but you got to hand to these kids being able to pull this off. |
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This bid dude loses his balance playing a game on Xbox Kinect and knocks his buddy off a ladder. |
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Yeah, <a href="http://www.break.com/surfacevideo/chocolate-rain">Chocolate Rain</a> is so 2007. But look at this guy. Chocolate Rain is the most up-to-date thing going on in his life. |
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When you witness a tragedy like this <a href="http://brk.to/plda">pole dance</a> wipeout, the first thing that comes to mind is a lack of parental supervision. Of course, parental supervision of your daughters' pole dancing would be a little creepy. |
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Great. Now he can add "Evading arrest very slowly by inchworming along the side of the road" to the list of charges he's got against him. |
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This dude attempts to slam dunk his final shot of beer pong off the top of a fence. |
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This chick pulls her hood down over her eyes to avoid getting her face wet and ends up slamming into the back of a parked car. |
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Before you laugh, you should realize that this is much cheaper than the alternative: Hiring a homeless guy with a golden squeegee to ride on the hood and keep the rain off the windshield. |
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Jimmy Buffett fell off stage while on tour in Australia. Doctors are using his music to keep him sedated while examining him for injuries. |
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This <a href="http://brk.to/scate">skateboard stunt</a> is what happens when you have too much time and lighter fluid on your hands. Don't attempt this. It requires a professional level of stupidity. |
